imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade

the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF

john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)

by uchihahomerhawktuahjohnpork January 19, 2025

Z-Lowing

Taking your work laptop home with you, and then forgetting to bring it with you to work the following day. Requires you to turn around and go back home for retrieval, or request to check one out from the company IT department for the day.

I pulled a Z-low and will be 30 minutes late to work this morning.
Z-lowing has reduced employee productivity by 11% in the second quarter.
Every time a deadline comes up I always pull a Z-low...soooooo annoying!
Dude, what's a bigger bummer - lighting your hair on fire when blowing out birthday candles, or z-lowing?

by kali0055 August 20, 2013

Low XP Warrior

Basically someone who is a beta bitch and will do anything for a woman's attention or validation

That dude is a low XP warrior

by Kanyefan54 March 4, 2024

Low Kizzy

Started saying this after “No Kizzy” (No Cap) got popular. It is a play on the phrase low key but you say low kizzy to show that you are cooler than everyone else.

Example: Do you think you could sauce me an 8th low kizzy ran out of dank last night

Example 2: Low kizzy tryna get some head tonight

by Proklaim May 23, 2022

Low rent punk

The dude that works at the parts house where you get parts, is infinitely more intelligent than you but never really helps any situation....probably lives with his folks and is in his early thirties

I talked to the boy at the parts house the other day and thought I had found an alternator for a work truck...turns out he’s just a low rent punk

by SAdrian July 31, 2018

Low Carbon

Low in carbon usage. Carbon is what we create when we work or even breath. Making a product like shampoo puts out a certain amount of carbon. When transporting it to the store the amount of fuel burnt is carbon.

When trucking that product to the store they burnt less fuel so it was a low carbon delivery.

by James Booth January 3, 2009

Low-Balling

Pose a question or challenge to someone knowing they can't answer it.

You're low-balling me by asking about engineering, you know I've never liked math.

by ´rcvtybunim,o November 24, 2024