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no pants day

A national holiday usually celebrated in australia on May 5th in which you wear no pants or shorts over your underwear.
I was pimping down the streets all nonchalant on May 5th when i saw someone with no pants and realized it was "no pants day".
by MonkeyPimp April 4, 2006
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Earth Day

An excuse to turn off the electricity of an item when it is most needed
Max : Dude, I don't feel like going out, I got a ton of work to do.

(Goes back to working on website)
Jorge : Alright man, no worries.
(On the way out, walks over to Electrical box)
Jorge : (nonchalant tone of voice) I forgot to tell you, it's Earth Day.
(Flips switch for Max's room)
Max : Are you fucking kidding me???
by AnAngryRoomate May 14, 2011
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day player

A ugly/fat girl that gives you a blowjob during the day so that none of your real friends find out.
"That bitch ain't nothing but a day player"
by Jimbo Price June 1, 2009
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Valentine's Day

because love isn't quite complicated enough as it is.

used in an xkcd.com comic
Man, I don't know what to get my girlfriend for Valentine's Day. It's all just bullshit for the profit of card companies anyway.
by omfgmango January 12, 2009
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saves the day

One of the awesomest emo bands ever. They rock my face off and they have really different lyrics!!!
Hey, bigpimpson and soydawg, you can both go ahead and shank me for liking this band!!! What kind of crap DO you listen to anyway??? 50 Cent? J-Lo? I'll bet!
by annaBanana3 June 7, 2005
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Legs For Days

Luscious, fine, smooth pair of legs on a woman.
#legsfordays
Jordan-Bruh Fiona got legs for days!
Julio-You right on that
by LlamaMama902 March 12, 2015
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zero day

ZERO DAY was the code-word that two students used to describe the assault they planned for over a year, and which they finally executed on May 1st, 2001.

On that warm and beautiful spring day, Andre Kriegman and Calvin Gabriel, two students of Iroquois High School, walked onto to their campus with three semiautomatic weapons, a shotgun, a revolver, at least twenty explosive devices and several knives.

ZERO DAY, the movie, brings us into the world of best friends Andre and Calvin.

Self-named the "Army of Two" they used video cameras to record everything relevant to their final "mission." Their video diaries provide a window into their chillingly ordinary lives, and as we get to know them we become seduced by their intelligence, their humor, their directness, the inward and outward expressions of their adolescence, and their terrible single-mindedness.
Andre: Zero Day movie bro.. youtube.com/watch?v=pgRDWjafLm4
Calvin: O_O wow, we're brutal.
by Gregz0rzz December 13, 2006
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