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equine faced

horse faced, having a long face somewhat similar to that of a horse
dave's heads-over-heels for that sparkly blonde newscastress...yeah? shes' awfully equine faced!!

john didn't mind an equine faced 'babe' if there was a chance of him getting the 'poison' ground out of him.
by michael foolsley September 5, 2013
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elliott-faced

when you get so drunk you do hood rat shit and sleep on a log
I drank so much that i was ELLIOTT-FACED and slept on a log.
by totslog September 20, 2013
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nap faded

n. when one wakes from a nap and resembles an individual who is really doped up on weed (eyes bloodshot, watery eyes), usually because they took a nap with contact lenses in.
When Tom woke from his nap during his lunch break, his co-workers thought he was high. His boss then subsequently fired him when, in actuality, he was only nap faded.
by Max Wellington September 23, 2013
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pastey faced fucker

someone who is so white its annoying.its not racist tho
You:look at that pastey faced fucker heas so white he is reflecting the sun into my eyes.go get a tan some colour .. ..lol......damn pastey faced fucker
by real phrases January 11, 2014
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sauce-faced sadist

A poor or incompetent sadist; an embarrassing excuse for a sadist. Expression said to have come from the Mary Gaitskill story "A Romantic Weekend" in which a self-described sadist gets pizza sauce on himself while trying to be menacing.
Carla Ciccone's expose paints Jian Ghomeshi as a sauce-faced sadist.
by elektrax October 27, 2014
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Cat Fate

When two people have cats of such similar quality that it's obvious that they are destined to be together forever.
"I kind of thought she was ratchet at first, but when we realized we had the same fluffy orange cats, I knew it was cat fate. I had to ask her out."
by Sunderwound April 17, 2015
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brace faced

When two people with braces start to makeout with each other, both of their Braces get stuck to each other
Yea I was trying to get to second base last night when me and my girlfriend got brace faced dude.
by Mr.Heat Miser September 30, 2015
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