underground ears

your friend with embarrassing music taste says he has "underground ears"

bro the songs not bad you just need underground ears

by asnobor January 3, 2025

Pizza ear

Very acute sense or hearing possessed by a person who loves pizza. He can therefore distinguish a doorbell from surrounding noise when pizza is expected

-Hey guys did u hear that?
-Hear what?
-The doorbell man! the pizza must be here!
-All I hear is music bro!
(goes to the door, comes back with boxes)

See, I told you bro!
-You got one hell of a pizza ear bro!

by Hellojello March 14, 2012

Ear muff

When a women’s breasts are so long and droopy they cover your ears when you go down on her.

Man this chick from tinder ear muffed me last night.

by Slagehammer October 3, 2019

Ear licking

Kissing ass, but done over the phone.

Q: Who’s he on the phone to now?
A: His manager, he’s doing some ear licking trying to get on some more work trips.

by Jowin July 23, 2024

Ear yogurt

When a lactose product like milk is left in the ear canal long enough to furment into yogurt. This will affect balance, smell, and sinus pressure causing head aches.

The smelly guy fell down due to his ear yogurt ...

by Chucknasty December 21, 2016

Dookie Ears

An insult/nickname to someone you either like/hate. Makes fun of them for either being retarded or faint of hearing. Could also be used casually in a social situation.

example 1: "Hey whatsup Dookie ears"

example 2: "Hey whats up?"

"What did you say?"
"I said Whats up, you got Dookie ears or something?"

Example 3: "Dude, that guy is fucking retarded he must have Dookie ears or something."

by KY$-REAL November 7, 2019

Indian ear blower

The act of pulling out at the verge of ejacualation and blowing a load into the other one’s ear

I gave my girl an indian ear blower last night!! It was bonkers!

by forniterizzla9 April 25, 2024