Hoop earring theory

Specifically, some women wear specific-sized hoop earrings to represent the girth and thickness of their man’s cock.

“She was at the club wearing these 4 inch hoops. You know hoop earring theory: that’s the thickness of her man.”

by Linewyorkguy May 19, 2025

Ear terrorism

Loud noises or anything that sounds unpleasant

"Turn down your ear terrorism"

by Potato fan February 4, 2024

get out of my ear

When u tell someone to leave u alone and or be quiet.

“Ur gay”said Justin,
“Get out of my ear Justin”.

by Fortnitesuperultragamerdudebro August 12, 2021

dick for ears

When someone has poor taste in music

"She was listening to country, she has dick for ears"

by highonjizz August 2, 2016

Ear wanking

Using an implement (e.g. cotton bud) to penetrate the ear canal repeatedly.

Is Jan cleaning his ear out, he’s been doing it for ages. No, he’s ear wanking

by Morbabe July 15, 2018

bunny-ear

someone who’s particularly interested in sticking a carrot in their ear for sexual pleasure

Friend- “oi bossman a tink she’d slap in bed

Me- “nah bruva heard the gyals a bunny-ear

by pullztrigger270 August 19, 2019

ear emoji

small ear piercing, used to show what mood the wearer is in

"whats up with that dude having 4 studs in one ear"
"they're just his ear emoji, relax"

by slutslayer5000 September 15, 2013