ding-dong

penis

person 1: it’s not the size of the ding-dong that matters as much as the ability to make good use of the ding-dong you have.

person 2: size matters

person 1: not necessarily. look at chris evans

person 3: chris evans’ ding-dong is big. and he has bde. and he surely knows how to have a good time

by smerra December 08, 2021

flying Dick Dong

When your wife comes out of nowhere, flying into the room and lands their foot in your balls.

If I have to find it because you couldn’t, I’m going to give you a flying Dick Dong!

by Lillaliens January 06, 2024

Japanese Two-Dong Stableford

When your golf buddy wants to make golf harder than it is.

“DeWayne wants to make us lose strokes playing Japanese Two-Dong Stableford rules.

by LokiDeCat October 28, 2021

zhao dong

A kind, smart, respectful, and handsome man. Very caring to his love ones, always help people in needs without hesitation. Hardworking and family oriented. Zhao dong is everyone's ideal man. In relationship, he is indeed a Green flag and love his partner purely. 💚

"Wow! so Handsome, who's that?"
"That's Zhao dong!"

by Aava July 18, 2022

Ding dong destroyer

A bong (water pipe). Basingstoke rhyming slang for,

Where's the ding dong destroyer?

by Steve Brennan December 10, 2003

Long Dong John

a nickname for when a friend is discovered to have a massive penis.

guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?

by COOLDUMBDUMB October 28, 2021

baby dong

to have a small penis, that girls will refer to as baby dong

susan:look at mikes baby dong,
kate:would you get on that?
susan:................no

by ffghgfhfgfhgfgfhfg October 19, 2011