Doing a David

When you feed your pet puppy dog a meat feast pizza and when said dog inevitably dies you act sorry but don’t accept you killed it despite you feeding it a pizza twice it’s weight

“Oh don’t overfeed your dog! You’re doing a David!”

by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018

david roddy

A person whom is an absolute retard, who thinks he's cool and he isn't.

That david roddy kid is so stupid.

by SlayerPlayZz July 10, 2018

David Brandon

Douchebag; (also known as) The guy who runs childhood dreams into the ground

Bro: dude, toys r us is closing
Other Bro: yea it was that douchebag, David Brandon

by Ryan Peterman August 4, 2018

David fattenbrough

A strong brave man which legend says will one day be the man to put an end to all fat men and women

Did u see planet diabetes this week, ye the one with David fattenbrough he’s so hot

by Michael Jackson 32 August 21, 2018

David Casuares

A kid with a bowl cut and a small penis. He suffered anal rape by his father, and his nickname is either Igor or Monkey.

Isn’t that David Casuares the retarded kid?

by I’mFromCalifornia1988 February 8, 2019

David sam

A person who loves music and also very smart the person with this name is attractiv and charming, girls always have a look at them, basically have a romantic smile at his face

Hay look at his dance nad the way he smiles
Hay he is David Sam

by David Sam lover February 19, 2019

David Morgan

DAvID MoRgan is a doo doo. He flirts with everyone at once and is very ballzy. he has the ability to make everyone awkward at once and he's not even on varsity water polo. Yeet yeet he licks his moms feet. owo dab

David Morgan likes men

by maxtheboss September 14, 2018