Earth Day

An excuse to turn off the electricity of an item when it is most needed

Max : Dude, I don't feel like going out, I got a ton of work to do.

(Goes back to working on website)
Jorge : Alright man, no worries.
(On the way out, walks over to Electrical box)
Jorge : (nonchalant tone of voice) I forgot to tell you, it's Earth Day.
(Flips switch for Max's room)
Max : Are you fucking kidding me???

by AnAngryRoomate May 14, 2011

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no pants day

A national holiday usually celebrated in australia on May 5th in which you wear no pants or shorts over your underwear.

I was pimping down the streets all nonchalant on May 5th when i saw someone with no pants and realized it was "no pants day".

by MonkeyPimp April 4, 2006

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Hangover Day

AKA New Years Day (not to be confused with New Year's Eve)

It is called Hangover Day because..
well it's obvious

everyone has a hangover today because of excessive drinking at New Year's Eve parties.

Sober Person: Hey Lofonduh, wanna go to the mall today?

Lofonduh: Naww.. my head hurts too much.

Sober Person: But no one will come!

Lofonduh: That's because it's Hangover Day.

by Rickey Minouwagaincity December 23, 2008

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day player

A ugly/fat girl that gives you a blowjob during the day so that none of your real friends find out.

"That bitch ain't nothing but a day player"

by Jimbo Price June 1, 2009

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Valentine's Day

because love isn't quite complicated enough as it is.

used in an xkcd.com comic

Man, I don't know what to get my girlfriend for Valentine's Day. It's all just bullshit for the profit of card companies anyway.

by omfgmango January 12, 2009

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saves the day

One of the awesomest emo bands ever. They rock my face off and they have really different lyrics!!!

Hey, bigpimpson and soydawg, you can both go ahead and shank me for liking this band!!! What kind of crap DO you listen to anyway??? 50 Cent? J-Lo? I'll bet!

by annaBanana3 June 7, 2005

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