polly wanna cracker

when a man protrudes his penis into the ear of a female creating an ear drum orgasm

during ear sex climax: polly wanna cracker baby!

by applesauce124 December 31, 2010

racist cracker asshole

A Racist derogatory comment used most commonly towards a white racist

yo did you hear that racist cracker asshole he just dropped the n bomb

by richhid May 25, 2008

cheese sliding off the crackers

To go totally insane, in the same vein as losing one's marbles.

Phil threw another tantrum over a missing sock. I think he's got his cheese sliding off the crackers.

by Intelligence001 January 15, 2020

whole wheat cracker girl

A partially white girl associated with cracker boys and chocolate chips

"You're such a cracker girl!"
"Nah, I'm a whole wheat cracker girl."

by kimhwe September 10, 2012

brute force your cracker

To hack into someone's Instagram account which will crack open like a cracker.

I'm such a good hacker. I can brute force your cracker.

by potatopicker324234 July 23, 2017

Cracker Side Nacker

Pussified version of a KKK member.

YOU got your asses whipped by black people. And you actually take pride in that. Isn't there something wrong with that in your eyes, Cracker Side Nackers? Dumbasses.

by Big Wizz July 30, 2008

The lawnmower ate my crackers

One sunny day, I walk a lonely road, the only road that I've have ever known. Suddenly, IM HURTIN BABY IM BROKEN DOWN, I NEED YOUR LOVIN LOVIN I NEED IT NOW. I ran down the stairs, nipple hairs, I thought, what is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more. I led a revolution in my bedroom and I set all the zippers free. After that I roam the city in a shopping cart, a pack of camel and a smoke alarm. But I'm not as think as you drunk i am. It hit it. HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT. The lawnmowers ate my crackers.

Macy: *walks into spanish classroom*
Me:*silent*
Macy: The lawnmower ate my crackers!
Me: *looks at the birds*
Me: *states deeply into your soul*

by ImAWall February 12, 2019