by Areithy November 7, 2021
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Get the coffee mug.A statement that you say to someone when they are indecisive, even though going with two options is cheaper than the amount of time waisted deciding.
John: I'm spending hours analyzing charts to decide which crypto to get.
Me: Tea or Coffee!
Explanation: If that person spent their time that they waisted analyzing charts on a real job (like McDonalds) then the money they get paid would allow them to invest in both cryptos.
Me: Tea or Coffee!
Explanation: If that person spent their time that they waisted analyzing charts on a real job (like McDonalds) then the money they get paid would allow them to invest in both cryptos.
by awericktinuse November 16, 2021
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by Coffee_is_me March 8, 2022
Get the Coffee mug.Jailhouse cigarette. U need freeze dried coffee, toothbrush, blue steel wrap from toilet paper and a plastic tumbler with hot water. Use toothbrush to pain coffee on the TP wrap. Put the painted wrap on the tumbler. The hot water in it will dry the paper and pull the coffee through it. Take off the paper. Tear it into tiny balls. Tear off a piece of painted paper the size of a JOB 1.5, put a line of the balls in the paper, roll it up and let dry for 5 minutes. Light it up, tastes kinda like a red cigarette and will give u a caffeine buzz.
by ChknHrt420 March 11, 2022
Get the Coffee cig mug.lamont Coffee is the best boyfriend, fiance, husband you can ever find. He will listen to you. He will care for you. He will be there for you when you need him. He's the best man in your life. When I mean by "your" I also mean mines. <3.
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