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Iced Coffee

Your honor, I couldn't have committed the crime because I had the bellboy deliver an "iced coffee" to me at that time.
by jojomooin September 27, 2017
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Coffee

Coffee is a addicted drink or powder normally used in the morning for energy. Some people use the term Coffee as “(C)hrist (O)ffers (F)orgiveness (F)or (E)veryone (E)verywhere”
I’m having a energy rush on coffee!
I learned what C.o.f.f.e.e meant at church today!
by i0nlyspeakFactS March 8, 2020
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english coffee

A euphemism used by office workers when going to the pub to grab a pint (typically beer). Whilst drinking at work may be frowned upon, grabbing coffee with your fellow colleagues is widely socially acceptable. Hence English Coffee.

"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle (as drinking culture is a big staple there) and may blow one's cover.
"I had a long day mate, Lets grab an English coffee this afternoon."
by salary man December 14, 2023
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Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy

Why would you do this?
Addison: What's wrong with Trevor?
Felicia: He had Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy.
Addison: Why did he do that?
Felicia: Because he's a moron.
Addison: He is indeed a moron.
Felicia: As are some of his friends, especially Leila.
by PhoenixGamer34 June 28, 2025
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blah-feeling coffee-drinking

When someone drinks caffeinated coffee to boost energy.
I had a blah-feeling coffee-drinking this morning. I'm ready 'till my lunch break!
by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019
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Coffee

An incredible human being. A bit secretive, but amazing nonetheless. If you’re going through something, he’s there for you. He’ll do his best to understand what your going through. He’s comforting, and though he may come on a little strong, he’s the best person in your life.
“I met this guy, he’s a total Coffee.”
by Anonymously Anarchist November 21, 2021
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Peters up a coffee

As a trade employee, on your way to work before going to the jobsite, you stop in at your employers office to take a shit & steal a coffee
Just gonna stop at the office to peters up a coffee
by tbor852 November 4, 2025
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