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The Uncle Charlie Classic 

Going through a homeless tent town as fast as you can collecting as many man loads as possible in a homemade funnel.

After the funnel has reached MAXIUM CAPACITY...butt chug it.

Then walk into a day care while telling the children you’re the frosting monster, as they cry.
“Mom, did you see me give The Uncle Charlie Classic to those kids?”
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Charlie Chaplin 

A Charlie Chaplin is when you are having sex with a girl (or guy) and poop on his/her chest, then you smear a little bit of the poop on their upper lip, giving them a Charlie Chaplin mustache. They then proceed to swallow the poop, and then throw the poop back up into your mouth. You then use the regurgitated shit as lube for the rest of the intercourse.
"Bro, Jenkins gave that horse faced bitch Sherri a mad Charlie Chaplin last night!"

"I heard that Montgomery and Tex are very fond of the Charlie Chaplin in their sex life"

Charlie Brown 

A sexual action. When your fucking this cheap hoe in the ass really good, then she shit diariea all over your dick, then as pay back, you shove your shit covered cock in her mouth, causing her to throw up, than you say "How you like that Charlie Brown, BITCH!"
Guy: *shoves shit cover dick in sluts mouth* "How you like that Charlie Brown, BITCH!"

Slutty Ass Bitch: MMMmmMmmMMmmmmmmmm......*throws up*

Charlie Scene

A member of Hollywood Undead. He's the 'lyrical genius'. After being to two Hollywood Undead shows, I've seen that he is an unfunny pervert that likes to crack unfunny jokes about jacking off on stage.
Charlie Scene by rurtssdyym September 28, 2009

Charlie Kelly 

Legend tells of a man who’s will is stronger than any other, and by completing No Nut November he will have gained powers that shall save the world. You are the chosen one Charlie.
Rise Charlie Kelly, for you shall be our saviour
Charlie Kelly by woodenBox467 November 1, 2020

Charlie Brown 

I,E, Same This as a Dirty Sanchez, Just a different name, and more of a curve on the lip.
Fuck that bitch, then Charlie Brown her Bitch ass!
Charlie Brown by Dee-y September 30, 2009

Charlie Brown buck 

The Charlie Brown buck is a painful sex move. It is done when the man is getting sick and tired of the old lady and just wants to end it as quick as possible, but without words being exchanged. The move is performed when the man is having sex with his girlfriend in the standing doggy style position. While thrusting in and out the man will scream the words "Charlie Brown" then immediately thrust his shaft into the girls brown eye. This will drop her to the ground, and then the man will finish by doing the snoopy dance around her while she is crying.
I think i may have broken my dick last night giving the old lady the Charlie Brown buck.
Charlie Brown buck by iceman marcus November 29, 2009