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donkey mud bath

Violent anal sex within the confines of a dirty bath tub. One that preferable has a drain clogged with pubic hair and old cum. As the water runs and fills the bath, it mixes with the excrements that spill from the newly stretched asshole, turning the water mud brown.
"She was a freak bro, we took a donkey mud bath on the first date!"
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"This she/he/it is dirtier than a donkey mud bath."
by Grandmas mothball September 2, 2017
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mud hut pie

Oral after anal
She said she was craving chocolate, so I gave her a mud hut pie.
by TheRealSequoia October 25, 2017
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European mud slap

Pulling back the foreskin after a mind blowing male colon extravaganza and slapping him in the face with your shit covered dick.
Ah! Damn! Ricky just European mud slapped me. I need more!
by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021
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Mississippi Mud Sticker

The act of having sex with a woman from behind (doggy style), waiting for it to get all wet and sloppy, then slamming it up her poop shoot while she isn't paying attention. Then pulling out really fast and slinging the poo on to the ceiling or any other object for shock value including said person. Also known as the Iranian ice cream scoop.
I got super drunk last night and gave this fat chick a Mississippi Mud Sticker
by Throbbing Rooster March 16, 2019
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mississippi mud river

When you have diarrhea and you shit down a girls boobs and it runs down to her puss and you eat her out
I gotta make sure I eat Taco Bell before I give my girl a Mississippi mud river
by Kriknebrok98 December 18, 2016
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Missouri Mud Slinger

When your raw dogging your step sis's butt and upon pulling out you helicopter your dick, slinging Sunday's processed supper all around the room
Omg after sunday lasagna supper , i cant believe my brother gave me a missouri mud slinger , now i have lasagna flavored poop on my walls
by Mule3535 November 18, 2021
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foster mud mask

where a guy shits on a girls face, then rubs it in and lets it dry
woman: hay honey my pores are feelin a little dry.
man: do u want me 2 give a foster mud mask.
by yazpikle July 22, 2009
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