Beer Truce

When, at the end of a binge, there is one beer beverage left in the fridge/cooler/box beside the beer pong table. No one shall touch or drink the beer til the next morning. The first one who wakes is the first one who takes, thus starting an early day of getting shit faced.

Dude, we must instate a beer truce until tomorrow. Then it can be resolved.

I'm too drunk to argue over one beer. Let's call a beer truce.

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.

by b. real October 28, 2010

beer date

When your too wasted to realize your on a date with a super ugly and stupid person

I was on a beer date last night and damn she was ugly.

by Jlabelle April 21, 2016

Blowjobs for Beer

When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he’ll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex. This one is a dumpy, butt- ugly, uninteresting trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.

What could possibly be the allure — she sounds skanky?

That HoodRat is cheap. Keeps her mouth closed and legs open, and will give Blowjobs for Beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1

Omg that skanky HoodRat is embarrassing! No wonder he keeps her hidden. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she’s just a temporary distraction now —he’s got money problems. She’s annoying and smells like a DP too but she’ll give Blowjobs for Beer. Sucks Dick for a $1

by It’sObviousSimpleMan2 September 9, 2023

Face beer

The cheap, putrid swill that beer drinkers subsist on in times of economic hardship. Named for the inevitable facial scowl that accompanies each excruciating sip. Popular amongst seasonal workers in western Canada.

Monty was laid-off a month early this year, so he can't afford to drink that German stuff he usually buys. The poor guy's been stuck drinking face beer all winter.

by WorkingForTheMan May 6, 2011

“Shit Beer”

Not so much as a low class of beer but the beer you take when you go for a shit.

I feel a turtle head poking out. Better take a “Shit Beer” with me as a may be a while.

by Sir_Rutto August 28, 2021

Beer Cologne

A fragrance brought on by either spilling a lager or ale on oneself, or having beer spilled on you by friends/strangers. The aroma possesses the intensity of cologne with the scent of beer.

Barney: She knew I was drunk when she smelled my beer cologne.

Ted: Lots of spillage?

Barney: Yes, Ted. I was totally wearing the beer cologne.

by Jerod W. February 23, 2011

Beer Dusted

When your skulling a beer next to your mates exhaust and he revs the engine and blows soot all over your face

I got beer dusted by my mates Ute last weekend and it was fucking mint.

by MyPen October 17, 2019