by WatermelonBean#TKS December 22, 2019
Get the Cado Beans mug.What normie parents say when they first discover "humor" and want to seem cool. Most often used in place of approving/encouraging words like " nice " or "awesome."
by confusedindigo March 5, 2020
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friend 1; "these are some pretty moist beans aren't they?"
friend 2; "please never say that to me again"
friend 2; "please never say that to me again"
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by Meow 😸 July 5, 2020
Get the feet beans mug.Fake ecstasy pills usually containing little to no MDMA and contain meth or some other RC amphetamine. Users can tell by there low price (as low as 40 cents - 7$) , the effects of mdma last 3-4 hours, of course if your up for 2 days then thats a dead give away.
Kenny: "Hey Cooper, i got some good ass Ecstasy pills, they are 3$ a pop! The effects lasted 3 days! I can get you some if you want some."
Cooper: "Hell nah man, i don't want none of your meth beans. I only fuck with real beans."
Cooper: "Hell nah man, i don't want none of your meth beans. I only fuck with real beans."
by Imagrapeist July 12, 2020
Get the meth beans mug.“Oh! Look at those borracho beans! They’re downright plastered!”
Drunk Mezcan: “NoOo ni mErgAs. Ni VERRRRGA.”
His hijo: “Papá, no te voa dejar que manejes así de tomado fijate-“
Mezcan: “CIERRATELA CULERITO MALCRIADO CUANTOS TRAGOS TE SHINGUES ES LO QUE MIDE Y DECIDE TU MÉRITO DE SER ÉLITE FIJATE”
Some other Mezkins and Mezkids in a street fight: “VENGA PACA JOTITO A VER SI MUY VERGAS MIENTRAS TE DOY EN LA MADRE” *chicharito kick in the stomach* “CHINGADA MADRE HIJO DE TU PUTA MADRE” *pulls out dirty revolver* “SIGAN TRAYENDO A SUS PENDEJOS PAQUE LES METAMOS EN LA VRGA”
“See here? These here are the wild Borracho Beans. And they’re spicier than ever! Woohoo! Make sure to stay at least 6 feet away from the creatures at all times, as the municipality will not allow us to install glass protector walls between us and the subjects for reasons of “inhumanity”. What bozos! Up next is the neighborhood porch apes. I think the handout shows Dumpster Trumpsters, Chonger Bong Changers, aaaand, Allackma Snackbars. Very well, then! Whew, it’s pretty hot, ain’t it. Follow along!”
Drunk Mezcan: “NoOo ni mErgAs. Ni VERRRRGA.”
His hijo: “Papá, no te voa dejar que manejes así de tomado fijate-“
Mezcan: “CIERRATELA CULERITO MALCRIADO CUANTOS TRAGOS TE SHINGUES ES LO QUE MIDE Y DECIDE TU MÉRITO DE SER ÉLITE FIJATE”
Some other Mezkins and Mezkids in a street fight: “VENGA PACA JOTITO A VER SI MUY VERGAS MIENTRAS TE DOY EN LA MADRE” *chicharito kick in the stomach* “CHINGADA MADRE HIJO DE TU PUTA MADRE” *pulls out dirty revolver* “SIGAN TRAYENDO A SUS PENDEJOS PAQUE LES METAMOS EN LA VRGA”
“See here? These here are the wild Borracho Beans. And they’re spicier than ever! Woohoo! Make sure to stay at least 6 feet away from the creatures at all times, as the municipality will not allow us to install glass protector walls between us and the subjects for reasons of “inhumanity”. What bozos! Up next is the neighborhood porch apes. I think the handout shows Dumpster Trumpsters, Chonger Bong Changers, aaaand, Allackma Snackbars. Very well, then! Whew, it’s pretty hot, ain’t it. Follow along!”
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