Canadian Baconator

You go back in time, make bacon with your mom while your pecker is covered in maple syrup, so you become your own father.

Friend: Hey John, what does your dad look like?
You: Well you know I love me a good Canadian Baconator. *you show him a selfie*

by PrivateClubbyMcWankfist November 23, 2023

Bacon

Terrorist repellant.

Oh no! It's a terrorist! Get the Bacon

by Vital Organs June 6, 2018

Bacon

The most crispy meat and the best tasting breakfast food you can get!

OMG we sre having bacon today

by The BaconMonster November 25, 2016

take a nigga bacon we goin live

take a nigga bacon we goin live

"take a nigga bacon we goin live"

by sosatecc June 18, 2022

Brown bacon

Someone that plays roblox but doesn't have robux

Person 1: bro how much robux

Person 2: nigga I don't buy that shit

Person 1: damn your a brown bacon

by Kanye West clone January 4, 2023

bacon stains

The stains left from a woman who's had her period and forgot to use a tampon..

Dude your mom left bacon stains all over my house last night.

by Ryan leaf November 28, 2014

cunt ragging, bacon slapping

when that pussy so ugly you slap it with a piece of bacon and get that shit the fuck out of there

fuck that bitches pussy so rank, i went full cunt ragging, bacon slapping and left her ass.

by the man macdaddy aka spid February 5, 2019