Kill a stupid immature boy who follows into other little boys footsteps about rape! and those disgusting old pedophile men! they dont deserve to be alive! chop their dicks off!!
"Wanna hangout tmr? it'll be April 24th." - stupid little boy
"nope!" - smart women
then you take a knife and chop his dick off just like that girl who was raped in that one crime documentary! she threw his dick in grass.
"nope!" - smart women
then you take a knife and chop his dick off just like that girl who was raped in that one crime documentary! she threw his dick in grass.
by TTTTTTTTT45 February 14, 2023
Get the April 24mug. National help a horse day. Go to the store and buy horse treats. TREAT YOUR HORSE LIKE THERE ROYALTY AND THEY MAKE THE RULES!!!!!!
Person 1: I have to go to the store
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its April 26th
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: Its national help a horse day. Im going to buy horse treats.
Person 2: Not fair!! Im coming with!!!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its April 26th
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: Its national help a horse day. Im going to buy horse treats.
Person 2: Not fair!! Im coming with!!!
by hippolotl362 March 23, 2021
Get the April 26mug. by i love follar April 16, 2020
Get the April 17mug. The select type of Sex Worker who would cater to Congressman Madison Cawthorn's aforementioned "sexual get-togethers" with Republican Congress-people such as Kentucky Senator, Russian puppet, and alleged human-reptile hybrid Mitch McConnell.
In other words, a women willing to get her rocks off bumping nasties with Turtles.
In other words, a women willing to get her rocks off bumping nasties with Turtles.
Congressman 1: "Hey, I just invited Madison Cawthorn over for a sexual gathering"
Congressman 2: "Dope, he's fit as!"
Congressman 1: "Bad news is, McConnell's already heard, and wants to wet his beak."
Congressman 2: "FUCK! Where are we supposed to find an April O'Neil with this short of notice?"
Congressman 2: "Dope, he's fit as!"
Congressman 1: "Bad news is, McConnell's already heard, and wants to wet his beak."
Congressman 2: "FUCK! Where are we supposed to find an April O'Neil with this short of notice?"
by gargaM0NK April 2, 2022
Get the April O'Neilmug. Aidan: yo what’s today
Solange: cerealiously
Antyboo: it’s a special day.... April 12
Fritz: but yo Tina do u know the day
Tina: it’s national sebster day!
Solange: cerealiously
Antyboo: it’s a special day.... April 12
Fritz: but yo Tina do u know the day
Tina: it’s national sebster day!
by bobateamonster2002 October 16, 2019
Get the April 12mug. National rape day is fucking DISGUSTING AND ISNT REAL!! BURN IN HELL IF YOU DO THAT!! PLEASE BE SAFE!!!
Person: "SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT NATIONAL RAPE DAY ITS NOT A JOKE PLEASE BE SAFE AND DONT GO OUT!!!! APRIL 24TH IS NOT A JOKE PLEASE BE SAFE!!! PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING!!"
by Obanai April 24, 2022
Get the April 24thmug. Hey Aiden it’s April 3 and you’re an asshole *wedgie*
Fuck you!!
No fuck you
No you can’t fuck me because it’s not national fuck Aiden day
Oh you right
Fuck you!!
No fuck you
No you can’t fuck me because it’s not national fuck Aiden day
Oh you right
by Oopsguessimmabitch March 30, 2021
Get the April 3mug.