april ninth

National thot day. If you are born on this day, not only are you funny, nice and attractive but you are also a thot.

It’s April ninth! Let’s thot around!

by rehtomru October 16, 2019

April 12

National Sebby Day

Aidan: yo what’s today
Solange: cerealiously

Antyboo: it’s a special day.... April 12
Fritz: but yo Tina do u know the day

Tina: it’s national sebster day!

by bobateamonster2002 October 16, 2019

April 8th

National Shaylee day, she's knows

"April 8th, special day for Shaylee, if only she'd known"

by Depressionyag October 29, 2019

April 8th

National badass awareness day

She’s a badass cause that bitch birthday on April 8th in this bitch

by Try me hoe November 2, 2019

April 13

The dat that bad bitches and thiqq bitches born

Malorie: Ayy you look thiqq today
Me: its my birthday 🥳

Malorie: ayyy me too bitch

Caleb: ayy what we celebrating
Me and malorie: Its april 13 its our birthday
Caleb: ayyyyy me too

by Bad bitch extraodinare😏 December 9, 2020

April 18th

It’s Nina’s birthday dumbasses

“ OmG it’s April 18th HAPPY BIRTHDAY NiNa”

by 444.Nina November 2, 2021

april 15

april 15. the one day where every one fucks in public. oh what a wonderful day. no one is left unfucked. every last person, shall be fucked well.

"it's april 15, you know what that means"
*bends down on table in cafe*
"fuck time babe"

by your mum1 October 17, 2021