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Is that act of putting Hot sauce on a guys balls and dick. while he’s sleeping.
I heard Ashley’s found out Jake was cheating, she gave him a Alabama balls to wall wake up call.
by cafetrollcat March 12, 2020
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made known to the world by The Weather Channel's own Jim Cantore during hurricane Isaac. Known to the rest of the world as "Mississippi".
Hurricane Isaac is projected to make landfall in the land mass between new orleans and mobile alabama.
by yeastyrabbit August 27, 2012
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Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day

When someone is extremely hot, normally your best friend....
"Hey did you see Marleys insta photo?" "Yea she's Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day"
by AllHailLiv August 1, 2019
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Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket

First the babay shits in the girl's pussy then as he is doing this the girl does an extroadanarily hard position to sock the little boys cock while it's crapping. Then they start rolling on the ground preferrably down a large hill.
:1st person:I Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little baby yesterday.:2nd person:What.
:1st: Yeah Alligator Alabama Baby Brother Blumpkin Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little kid.:2nd: Wtf is that? 1st Person: Well it's when (Recites defenition):2nd:I don't think we can see each other any more:1st: Your jealous.
by Justin Carter December 14, 2008
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Alabama

Where Connor dates his cousin Antonia
Alabama type shit🤣💀
by Anonymous bitch‘s May 18, 2019
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Alabama fiddle

Having sexual genitalia intercourse with a first or second cousin
I was in my family and god damn I wanted to play the Alabama fiddle on Jenny
by Nasty Dillan March 5, 2021
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Alabama nutcracker

An intimate situation where the female cousin repeatedly punches the testicles of the male cousin while rubbing his penis with her gums and a peppermint candy in her mouth
Christmas Eve was so awesome. Betty-Jo gave me the best Alabama nutcracker of my life!
by Randomguy718 October 17, 2025
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