Boobly-Eyes

When a sexy woman wears a set of googly-eyes as pasties, and then while you are having sex, the eyes swirl like tassels and her laughter causes her pelvic floor muscles to contract giving you an amazing orgasm.

I was able to hold out until she slapped the boobly-eyes on and I laughed and growled and screamed her name all at the same time.

by kinkybabysteps March 29, 2022

Eye masturbation

When you rub your eye and can't stop

#1:I am bordered, lets itch our eyes and describe what do we see after this weird eye masturbation
#2: heck yeaaa

by I-like-furries February 8, 2022

eye thing

Something very special.

We'll just have use the "eye thing".

by Loren March 9, 2005

the dreaming eye

A rather curious artifact acquired by reclusive artist Aego Yan, aka Alice Egoyan, aka Priestess of the Major Factor Presence ruling Ursae Majoris sect. 47. When in its dreaming/dormant state, there is peace and balance in the world. But when it opens, all matters of chaos spiral outwards, transforming everything in the trajectory of its stellar light.
Visit thedreamingeye.com for visions of future planetary warfare and virtual brain wave dissection.

'When the dreaming eye opens, new worlds are born. When the dreaming eye closes, worlds are destroyed...'

by The Cyclopean May 5, 2004

Eye Dusty

A small particle that gets flaked into ones eye

Dammit Logan your dandruff caused me a Eye Dusty

by Whalgan January 22, 2021

mortgage eyes

Someone who is boss-eyed. One eye goes one-way and the other eye goes a different way. One eye is fixed, one is variable - hence, mortgage eyes.

Look at that cunt with the mortgage eyes...

by WaveyDavey258 April 1, 2021

Muteness of the Eyes

Another certified definition of someone diagnosed with blindness.

Jerry has Muteness of the Eyes.

by LiuIsAlwaysRight April 26, 2021