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duck's breakfast

A drink of water. Originally British, or so says my British grandmother.
Whew, it's hot - let me go get a quick duck's breakfast.
by Mandy C. August 30, 2005
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fuck-a-duck

to be totally pissed off at someone

hunters used to kill ducks with ease or "fuck up the duck" now "fuck-a-duch"
FUCK-A-DUCK! i cant believe that lil' slut
by TK May 13, 2005
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toilet duck

One who hangs around the sanitation area of a building waiting for someone to enter a cubicle so they can pop their head under and/or make stupid noises to annoy them. Once the frustrated person leaves the cubicle they will be harrased and quite likely flashed.
George Michael was a toilet duck until he got arrested by an off-duty police officer.
by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004
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Duck Fucker

1) He Who (on a regular basis) has sexual relations with ducks 2) a woman who spreads hers legs before a duck
Tommy Hayes reguarly fucks ducks, he is a duck fucker , or "we all fuck ducks" an accurate refrence could be the poem "fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, fingerbang an arangatang at your local zoo"
by DuckLover42 April 17, 2009
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Cho duck

Cho duck, as you can see from the above definitions, is the King of Ducks. Legends say that he is 8745's relative, which is why Cho duck is so 8745. He has indeed went through an accidental transformation which made him into a human. The scientist who transformed him was called 8785, 8745's great-great-grandfather. He invented the transforming machine, the 'Duckinator 2000', which had been demolished in the same day as Cho duck was transformed.

Cho duck is now currently studying in LSC.

The Unknown Story Behind The Cho Duck
As a former duck, Cho duck thinks that ducks are smarter than all organisms, even humans. He has then made a secret society, 'Duck4Eva', to demolish and rule the world. As a result, some brave humans stood up to him, creating a society named 'DuckBusters'. 'Duck4Eva' and 'DuckBusters' battled for 2 years. Then it was banned because of the racket they were making. The 'DuckBusters' has been banned, but it is still here today, which is still planning how to get past the 'Duck4Eva' society. The 'Duck4Eva' society had been demolished, and Cho duck had fled from the scene. He is still here, biding his time and waiting for the chance to rise again.

Cho duck is hated by a lot of humans. As humans cannot understand Duckglish ( duck language ), and Cho duck does not understand English, he had misunderstood many questions and flunked an astonishing number of exams.
A: Hi Cho duck!
Cho duck: QUACK QUACK QUACK!!!!!!!
A: What the...
by GREG_YT14 December 3, 2019
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Slump Duck

noun: A creature that follows one around and causes laziness, complacency, general disregard for one's well being. It stands about 40 feet from head to webbed foot and is invisible. Can only be defeated by pure will power to succeed and wanting the Slump Duck to die. Unless killed, it will follow you for the rest of your life, however short that may be.
Man: Dude, I don't want to do my term paper.
Friend: The Slump Duck strikes again!

Woman: I don't really need to shower today, or tomorrow. Wait, DAMN YOU SLUMP DUCK!
by El Español February 4, 2010
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Duck off

James: Duck Off!!!
Harry: Hey! That’s really offensive
by Walter Smith the seventeenth August 31, 2022
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