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second-cousin

1- Grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and two great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
Second-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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five second rule

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide

If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
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Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and seven great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
irregular-quadruple-second-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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0 seconds

The amount of time I waste in a week.
Hym "The meaning of my life is not conditional and doesn't not correlate with productivity. I've never wasted a single second in my entire God damn life. 0 seconds wasted."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2023
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On March 23rd, 2025, Tigran suffered such an unholy massacre at the hands of Ben’s pieces that historians immediately began debating whether to amend textbooks to include "The Second Armenian Genocide." The sheer brutality of the onslaught left UN officials scrambling to draft a resolution, while chess grandmasters held a moment of silence in solidarity. Witnesses claim the board itself tried to resign out of sheer embarrassment.
Samara: Isn't the Armenian Genocide bad?
Ben: Which one? The Second Armenian Genocide was great!
by Ooby Bob March 23, 2025
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