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kumquat fruit

a wack ass fruit nobody has ever heard of
its a funky fruit with an edible tardy peel you can find these ovals in southeast asia
guy farding: this party is so kumquat!
dick long: thats so kumquat
rueben: eyes likes kumquat fruit
by DiscordReject4 March 24, 2025
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fruit loop

The action of aggressively projectile farting a large amount of cereal and milk over some ones wall due to a cough or stimulation of the body. This also has to be done but ass naked and preferably while doing doggy style
"Fuck man I coughed while fucking her last night and I fruit looped all over her wall
by fartsux March 15, 2021
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fruit loop

used to describe someone or insult someone weird/odd/stupid/slow etc.
"your a fucking fruit loop"

"she's a real fruit loop"
by diddly dingbat October 21, 2015
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Poison fruit

Like Jello shots, Poison fruit is a creative and delicious way to have fun with alcohol shots. The basic concept is simple: Fruit that is left in flavored vodka, coated in white sugar, then dipped again in a different flavor vodka.

Usually strawberries, pineapple or watermelon pieces are best to use because of their harder exterior and juicy interior.

What you do is take pieces of fruit, soak them in fruit-flavored vodka (The best flavors to compliment the fruit are Coconut Rum, Watermelon, Raspberry, Mango, Strawberry and Cherry flavored vodkas) for about an hour and a half. Then, take the fruit out and heavily coat them in sugar for a couple minutes. Finally, tick a toothpick in it and quickly dip the whole thing in a DIFFERENT flavored vodka to compliment the other. And voila!! Poison fruit!
"Man did you try that poison fruit at jason's party?"
"Hell yea raspberries with watermelon and coconut vodka, they were good! It snuck up on me later!
by partyevenharder June 8, 2011
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Fruit Cocktail

Dude, I went to that new bar called "Rough Riders" cause I thought it was a western bar and I like line dancing, but it was a gay bar. It was a total Fruit Cocktail.
by Titan2014 November 3, 2016
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Fruit-snacks

Used to partially restore friendship with a C2. Although not as strong as granola bars (usually doesn't allow you to start a friendship), fruit-snacks are still a great thing to have on hand when dealing with C2s.
I forgot to bring a granola bar today, so I had to use my fruit-snacks.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 9, 2021
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fruit straw

it literally has no god damn meaning jodie
eden: fruit straw
jodie: haha another phrase that is of course meaningless
by the fruit straw boy September 21, 2019
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