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Your mom

Your mom is who I am fucking every night so watch out because u will have a child in nine months
by James 12345678910111213141516 September 15, 2023
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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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your mom

YOUR MOM
by YOURMOMLOVERPATTER September 4, 2022
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your mom

A phrase most offen used by 12 year old boys to answer questions.
Has been used for deceniums now, and is still being used. ''Your mom'' is practicaly the worst answer you can get from someone
Friend: Who's that fat lady down there?
Me: Your mom

Friend: Where are we going?
Me: Your mom
by Colin SG. December 27, 2017
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Your Mom

This very phrase is every middle school teacher's nightmare. Only desperate to be popular use this in their vocabulary.
Teacher- What is 9x12?
Middle schooler- YOUR MOM... hahaha
by pudding-yummy June 11, 2023
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Your mom

Jane: "You know who else suffers from dementia?"

Bob: "your mom XD"

Jane: "kys"
by Ollhahafunnynumber February 28, 2024
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your mom

Your mom on pc:hdjdjdjdhdjdjfnensjsjjsns
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