Wet nep

Typical British phrase meaning: A women who’s got jizz all over her Titties. The “Wet” means after the guy’s ejaculated and smothered the nip with his now floppy disk. And “Nep” signifies the nipple being erect.

Tom: Ay bruvh keep ya titties still I’m bout dash ma kids all over them, init fam

Katie: Ok bad man ting but you got hurry. I need get school before my mam finds out I’m shaggin 27 year olds again hehe

Tom: Oh, ah, ye.*Ejaculates* I’m liking that Wet nep on you piffting.

Also Tom: *Rolls a fat joint* fuck off school ya horny slut

by @NiggaGotBigCocks May 18, 2019

wet wipe

someone who’s one way to express emotion is to cry

steve: *crying* this is the best day ever!
carol: steve, stop being such a wet wipe.

by seakins22 September 2, 2019

wet smashy

To take an unbelievably long shower cause you were busy masturbating.

Ross took forever in the shower and left his boys in the kitchen waiting to drink beer with him cause he was going at it hard in the shower giving himself a mean wet smashy

by X3697bo May 31, 2016

wet bagles

When your bagles are wet/moist/damp.

Dang, I got wet bagles.

by wet bagles September 29, 2021

Wet loving

The act of sexual loving

Damn last night at Applebee’s Betty gave me some wet loving in the bathroom

by Copengriz February 16, 2019

Wet Jackson

The Act of Not jerking off for a week and then cumming a sweaty load into your pants. You then proceed to wring your pants out over a glass of milking giving it to your friend Jackson as A drink with his cookies.

Jackson asked for cookies and milk but i decided to give it a surprise by adding my secret recipe of Wet Jackson.

by JkMe March 10, 2017

wet bebe

A wet bebe is performed by poking the inside of someone's mouth while they yawn. Generally their eyes are closed and will be startled by the sensation. Similar to a Wet Willy.

My boyfriend got a wet bebe from me when he was yawning on our date.

by The5thforce July 24, 2019