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earl wolff

n. url-woolf

pseudonym for the penis of former pornographic actor Chip Kelly during his failed career in the 1970s era Golden Age of Porn
Chip Kelly: Hey there Ashley Fox! Have you met Earl?

Ashley Fox: Earl who?

Chip Kelly: Earl Wolff! *disrobes pants*

Ashley Fox: OMG that thing is hairy and hideous... but at least it looks like it can run a 4.4 40yard dash.
by penguin farmer July 18, 2013
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Finn Wolfhard

A cute Canadian person. Has lots of freckles, has curly hair, is a soft crackhead, is adorable 🥺
Sam: Omg is that Finn Wolfhard? Hes so cute.
by wolfhardvxbes April 21, 2019
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Finn Wolfhard

Kind sweet hot and cute and always there for some one and is awkward in a good way model has a band call calpurnia which is the best band ever has talent
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Wolfbane

n. derives from the word bane, which is used to describe a cigarette.
Wolfbane is a form of cigarette that contains cannabis.
a joint.
'son, pass me that wolfbane man I want to get high'
by invAsianOfPrivacy February 13, 2010
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Wolfbag

"Bridal gowns in the remote steppes of Siberia are traditionally made of wolfbag leather."

"Wolfbag licking is a dangerous act of zoological paraphilia."

"Mogli, although in his mid 40s and happily settled in a man village, still fondle remembered the scent of wolfbag."

"In the extreme Alaskan winters, wolfbags retract."

"Only the softest pillows would do for Princess Dianna, so she had wolfbag fuzz specially imported from Ukraine."
by SirExpertProfessor May 3, 2020
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Wolfgang

n. an attack move in which one picks up another and slams him hard on the floor
v. to pick someone up and slam them vigorously on the floor/ground.
dude he just did the wolfgang on that bitch

oh did you see tyler just wolfgang josh
by thehumanspider01 March 25, 2010
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Wolfram

A blonde bishounen with large emerald eyes who is both a skilled swordsman and a wielder of fire. A Wolfram is extremely loyal and protective, always putting his fiance first and constantly putting his own life in danger without a second thought. He is extremely crazy possessive and will end anyone who tries to touch, look at, or even think about his man. Whenever he suspects foul play, he can be seen punishing his fiance with shouts of "wimp!" and "cheater!" along with mild physical abuse. Wolfram is also known for wearing a seductive pink nightgown to bed, the sight of which can turn any man gay.
Fiance: Hi! *smiles and waves at cute girl*
Wolfram: CHEATER!!! YOU WIMPY, ADULTEROUS LECH! HEAR ME, ALL PARTICLES WHO DWELL IN FIRE, OBEY THIS PROUD MAZOKU!
Fiance: *runs away in fear*
by Felicia Hardy January 14, 2013
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