When someone is referring to themselves as being bigger and better than the other person. It metaphorically is expressed in the size of one's "cock." This is not to be confused with a pissing contest.
"I am a girl, but MY cock is bigger than YOUR cock." "Jenna is a better manager than you. BOOM. She just won the cock war."
by THE JENNA July 10, 2013
Driving around to find and use people’s wireless printers. printing useless stuff, maybe goatse, or directions on how to secure their network.
by C Bobbert August 13, 2008
A Traditional compliment war starter
person 1:you have a great smile
person 2: well you have a great fashion sense
person 1:you have a great smile
person 2: well you have a great fashion sense
by hurdvialjm March 28, 2018
They said there won't ever be a big war again but guess what, war in europe!
by IlllIllIIllIllI March 04, 2022
by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004
Another term for jacking off or general ejaculating. Commonly refered to as "unleashing" the dog of war.
by The Social Assassin February 16, 2012
movie that unemployed losers that live in their parent's basements can quote perfectly, watch constantly, buy the special edition DVDs just so they can see the 10 hours of bonus features, and actually wait in line for an insane amount of time to be first
"i love star wars"
"so in other words....you're an unemployed losers that live in their parent's basements can quote perfectly, watch constantly, buy the special edition DVDs just so they can see the 10 hours of bonus features, and actually wait in line for an insane amount of time to be first"
"so in other words....you're an unemployed losers that live in their parent's basements can quote perfectly, watch constantly, buy the special edition DVDs just so they can see the 10 hours of bonus features, and actually wait in line for an insane amount of time to be first"
by Enar May 06, 2005