by madog7864 & gameluver November 20, 2019
Get the Toilet mug.The period of time when you couldn’t flush your poop down the first time, and when you couldn’t wait for the tank to fill back up again before a second attempt. Couldn’t flush - get anxious - attempt to flush - Repeat
A: WTF were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down
by Fabulous Captain April 11, 2019
Get the Toilet Flush Anxiety mug.Someone who eats food in the toilets at school or in a public setting. Normally earring in a cubicle, next to a used toilet.
by Bitchplease1212 April 18, 2019
Get the Toilet Muncher mug.When you want to toilet paper Laura's neighbor's house but Kirk suggests you use her sheets instead.
If we use Laura's sheets to toilet paper their house they can use a blacklight and DNA testing to find her.
by Kirk Loveday December 7, 2019
Get the Toilet Paper mug.by Fellowbeechnega December 24, 2019
Get the Toilet tumble mug.Webster would call it a bidet, but in reality it’s a sophisticated bum cleansing device. It cleans the shit out of your booty.
Most Americans clean themselves with little wads of paper, like savages. Would you clean your body with tiny squares of paper, prone to falling apart? I think not! Why treat your bum any different?
Most Americans clean themselves with little wads of paper, like savages. Would you clean your body with tiny squares of paper, prone to falling apart? I think not! Why treat your bum any different?
by SnwSkier36 December 29, 2019
Get the Party Toilet mug.A bottle or something similar that neckbeards often have in their rooms to piss in.
Often used whilst gaming or just simply if they're too lazy to go to the bathroom.
Often used whilst gaming or just simply if they're too lazy to go to the bathroom.
by hagridx April 22, 2019
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