meat delirium.

When u work all fuckin day and eat messy meat feat till u don't even kno who ur eating with

Pat ate so much meat he got meat delirium. and didn't kno who the fuck Jon was

by JonnyBoss May 29, 2016

Wiggly Meat

The meat you use for sandwich meat from the Deli. When it wiggles, Cats come running.

I was making my man a dope ass sandwich, when I pulled the wiggly meat out from the fridge. Damb cat heard the package and started meowing up a crazy storm for some sandwich meat. I made him dance for his wiggly meat.

by LeannaTheMadHatter February 11, 2021

meat blimp

A ridiculously overweight person.

Amelia, quit eating all of my birthday cake, you fucking meat blimp!

by Djurr March 1, 2016

Candidate for meat

A girl who is attractive, despite being too skinny. The term suggests that she's attractive enough to sleep with, but should probably eat some cheeseburgers. In both cases, meat is what she needs.

That checkout girl is kinda cute. What do you think?

Yeah, but she could stand to gain some weight. I'd say she's a candidate for meat.

by CtrlBurn June 18, 2009

meat scuffing

The method 'forgetting' the lubrication but going ahead and trying to force anal sex anyway.

"I wanna give my bird anal tonight but we are out of lube, guess I'm going to be meat scuffing again"

by Laguna1970 July 27, 2008

Meat Shotgun

A fancy name for a dick

She wanted lowkey to play with my Meat Shotgun

by GTX 1080ti August 20, 2017

Meat Swapping

Two men engaging in sexual activities.

i heard does two boys Meat swapping in the bathroom just now.

by Metro Boomen June 20, 2016