Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt!
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s sooo cute!
Bird #3: WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the Matt Bruce Effect.
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s sooo cute!
Bird #3: WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the Matt Bruce Effect.
by Ursecretsanta November 28, 2020

by Jk0264 February 25, 2021

Making plans for Saturday morning, but getting too drunk Friday night to follow through with said plans
by RedneckViking August 7, 2021

by iiodx July 4, 2025

Pulling a matt is when your just born a fucking pussy amd always make up excuses to not do things, or just slack off and always be on there phone.
Person 1: wow that guys been on his phone all morning and hasn't done any work!
Person 2: wow ya he has been, must be pulling a matt!
Person 2: wow ya he has been, must be pulling a matt!
by Unknown pussy April 12, 2022

Chad: Yo! Matt! Which naval admiral took a shit on March 3, 1934?
Matt: Uh... Vice Admiral Freaky McShit did that. It was a long 6 hour dump as well.
Chad: What da hell...
Matt: Uh... Vice Admiral Freaky McShit did that. It was a long 6 hour dump as well.
Chad: What da hell...
by PizzaGuy2711 December 25, 2024

by lottielovescock69 October 9, 2020
