Denny's Law

The Scientific Law that states any food is automatically more delicious if you add bacon to it or replace one or more of the ingredients with bacon.

Bob:"Dude, there is no way they can make a sundae even awesomer than it already is"
*Bob sees new bacon sundae ad on tv*
Bob: "Well, Denny's Law strikes again"

by Rice Menshorts May 1, 2011

outdated laws

Dumb laws that are outdated, but are still the rules and regulations.

A person in Detroit may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant because it is one of many outdated laws.

by Loretta621 March 12, 2012

buddy law

when one person hits your friend youare souposed to hit the person that hit your friend

" man im gonna bitch slap that little punk" " hey! buddy law"

by lushus lucias April 16, 2004

Law of Attraction

The belief that positive or negative thoughts bring positive or negative experiences into a person's life.

The ‘Law of Attraction’ is a real thing

by KaedanClub September 9, 2020

Russell's Law

The hotter a girl is on the internet, the more likely it is she is fake and/or has a penis.

Jack: So what happened with you and that cute Asian girl you met online?
Craig: Russell's Law.
Jack: Oh...

Jack: How big was it?

by The Doooooooom September 7, 2016

Bewley's Law

When a game comes out based on a bad movie, its game will 100% of the time be much better.

Likewise, when a game comes out based on a bad movie, its game will 100% of the time be much worse.

Person 1: I heard the new (movie) game came out, it looks good!
Person 2: Bewley's law, man.

Person 2 is conforming to Bewley's law.

by Bob Nintendo September 15, 2009

Grainger's Law

Any partisan discussion involving Hillary Clinton will eventually include discredited claims related to Benghazi despite 8 Republican House Congressional investigations that found zero wrongdoing.

Jane Doe you voted for her. We all know you were easily able to dismiss her lies, deceptiveness, and incompetence of Benghazi where several Americans were killed.

John Doe can't we have one conversation where you do not evoke Grainger's Law to circumvent the topic at hand?!?

by MadisongG January 20, 2017