LORD Twain

The legendary author of world-renowned books Huckleberry Finn, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, The Mysterious Stranger, etc. Some may just refer to him as Mark Twain, but his exceptional catalogue of books has earned him the revered title of LORD Twain.

Person A " I just finished reading Huckleberry Finn. Wow, what a great book!"
Person B "Ooh, I was looking to read that soon actually! Who wrote that book?"
Person A "LORD Twain!"

by GarKing May 23, 2022

I am the LORD

A phrase often used by God in the Bible and Torah to assert his dominance, despite his obvious insecurity about the position and therefore his constant need to repeat it over and over again, as often as sentences apart.

"Speak to the Israelites and say to them: ‘I am the LORD your God...'"
You must obey my laws and be careful to follow my decrees. I am the LORD your God.
‘No one is to approach any close relative to have sexual relations. I am the LORD.

- Leviticus 18

by Sacreum July 23, 2024

Lord cunt

Lord cunt finds it funny to be dick to everyone no1 cares what Lord cunt is doing so fuck off

Did you hear Lord cunt stumping around like big elephant

Lord cunt needs to do one

by Jason's wifey June 16, 2016

Rat lord

a very cool guy that will say the n word in vc one day so be sure to cum

Kairi: yo
Me( rat lord ): no i have a girlfriend

Kairi: no u dont
Me: become rat lird and u can

by sexy asian guy 69 May 1, 2021

Play Thank the Lord

To play a Christmas song.

Please Play Thank the Lord.

by Thankthelordsong March 7, 2024

Chode Lord

The most powerful chode being to exist and current leader C3cilio

Cecilio is being the chode lord for now with his most loyal assistant jake.Cecilio has stole Javins most loyal servent Jake and now is the stronger choose that will ever live restoring Javin

by Dank Meject July 9, 2016

shiloh the meme lord

shiloh the meme
lord is a term used to define only the greatest of meme royalty, shiloh the meme lord’s memes are not only dank, but can be used as a lethal weapon , legend has it, he single handedly got suspended in the 10th grade for one of his legendary memes.

“did you hear about that popular spongebob meme on twitter?” “yea i did, you could almost say it was shiloh the meme lord status”

by sxiloh May 23, 2018