Jordan

He’s a down to earth guy, which some people misunderstand him. Enjoys making others happy, sometimes feels unappreciated. Can be the life of the party or the most dramatic person. Really chill & laidback, enjoys sports. Treat him with respect, loyalty, affection, honesty, and don’t take him for granted. He deserves to be loved in the best ways as long as he doesn’t become disrespectful or manipulative.

Jordan: “Hey you want to go play football later, we could practice?”
Caleb: “Sure thing, let me just ask my girl if it’s okay since she’s been feeling down lately.”
Ashley: “Jordan you are the best of both worlds, some thankful I met you!”

by MyLifeInABox November 6, 2020

Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"

Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.

by Laxanus November 7, 2020

Jordan

Jordan has the biggest dick in the and all the girls get him period

Fuck me jordan harderrrrrrrrrrrr

by anonymous November 8, 2020

Jordan Dillard the meme devil

He is a popular YouTuber. He is know as Jordan Dillard the meme god but one day his anti self took over and his name is the meme devil.

Hey have you watched Jordan Dillard the meme devil? Yes he is really cool

by Jordan_Meme_Devil September 30, 2020

Jordan

cancer

don't get jordan

by Creeping_Death1984 October 3, 2020

Jordan

An enby that is wanted by every woman who has ever seen them. Gets laid very often and has a VERY huge penis. They're extremely good looking. They have the most gorgeous eyes in the universe and has been told to be a model. But spits game like a champ.

Get you a fucking Jordan!

by indirecterection October 9, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is a beautiful woman who doesn't need makeup to feel pretty, she is typically a tomboy who is good at sports like reselling, and football. Jordan is a badass who isn't afraid to throw hands with some stupid bitch. Jordan is really smart and normally has good grades, she has a really chill personality that's easy to get along with but she still knows how to have fun when the time is right. Jordan has a very flirty side to her the can catch anybody's eye and draw them in. I am proud to be friends with a Jordan and will never let our friendship go.

Damn you see Jordan over there she is so amazing

by Runningmanthebest October 13, 2020