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Shawn Jones

Shawn jones are rare to come by, they should be bowed down to whenever seen, they are the good of being cool other than that, they are very sexy
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mallory jones

An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.
That mallory jones, gagged smelling the meat loaf again.
by smmatta September 22, 2021
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mrs jones

typical basic english teacher. always fucking pregnant. must have chronic problems. classroom always cold as fuck
“yo mrs jones turn the ac up it’s cold as hell

mrs jones: “kill urself bitch i’m sweaty”
by penis…..head May 14, 2022
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Jones

To leave something in a state where no one will be willing to use it for quite some time.
"Sorry I had some extra spicy food last night and had to Jones the washroom.
by LuciferTheWise December 20, 2023
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Percy “Spot” Jones

Percy “Spot” Jones, formerly known as “PJ” is a singer, multi instrumentalist and a rapper who started his entertainment career in China during the mid to late nineties. He was top of his grade in every class he ever attended. In 2007, Spot moved to Australia and would make several connections with other entertainers and musicians around the country. The most prominent of which being Hendrix Taine, a bass player, singer and author/reader. Together they were an iconic duo and sold out many shows. Since 2020, Spot has been the lead singer of comedy band Wappo Zappo, formerly known as “Sex Gun”.
As of December 2024, Spot has released 20 albums/singles in his career.

Solo Career:
Spot Season (Part I & II) - 2019
Cold Cream - 2019
Hydale - 2020
Nectar - 2020
The Deal - 2020
Army Of Ants - 2020
HMMM Question Mark - 2020

WAPPO ZAPPO:

Pablo’s Album - 2020
Dragon Ball Bee - 2021
Masan Chest - 2021
The 4th Album - 2021
The Ballad Of Chazz - 2021
Funny Deluxe - 2021
The - 2021
Tales From Moe - 2021
Clogged - 2021
November Bluez - 2021
Remedies For A Damaged Brain - 2022
The’s Hex Gun - 2023

Features On:

Sandalwood - JJK9 - 2019
Gussy - Gus Fck Schulz - 2024
“I’m half black, I’m half white. Please acknowledge me.”

“Get out of the way. Out of the way eshay.”

“It could give me a skin cancer”

“Phil, you’re just not coping.”

“Who’s Your Favourite?”

hehehehehe

“How do you get rid of the burn on the chicken?”

“Percy “Spot” Jones that’s me buddy”
by thegwoppa December 11, 2024
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Max Bryan Collin Jones

Max Bryan Collin Jones is a man who has a really big, huge massive forehead so this word 'Max Bryan Collin Jones' means massive forehead
look at that guys 'Max Bryan Collin Jones'
by IlIlllII October 12, 2020
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jacques jones

Jacques jones or Jacques joning is when you are talking to a underage boy presumably age 13 and below and having or doing the deed
Damn bro u look like Jacques jones.
Are you Jacques joning that little kid?
by 88s.archive March 20, 2024
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