ghetto enema

Leaping from a large building bare assed into a body of water while spreading your cheeks and allowing the water to penetrate the asshole thus flushing the system of toxins and leaving the anal cavity moist and refreshed

I couldn't fit this spire in the my ass so I jumped from the bridge successfully giving myself a ghetto enema

by Big League Jew December 15, 2013

[ghetto] [sledge]

An everyday object, especially with humourous connotations and acquired at no cost, that can be used over snow as a sledge Wheelie bin lids and motorway barriers are said to be popular choices.

My ultimate ghetto sledge was a freshly pulled down For Sale sign....

by pinkfoot February 2, 2009

Ghetto Blush

When you don't have enough white wine and you don't have enough red wine, so you blend them together to make blush wine.

"We don't have enough white or red wine to get wasted Cindy! I guess I better make some Ghetto Blush."

by TheJane May 7, 2017

ghetto-share

when you give friends or family passwords to online accounts, usually streaming services such as HBO, Netflix, etc, so that they do not have to pay for the subscription themselves.

I ghetto-share my Netflix account with my brother 'cause he ain't got a job right now - or a credit card.

by ducksRpeople2 March 24, 2020

ghetto unicorn

when a girl rolls her hair into a bun at the front of her head making her look like she has a horn.

most ghetto unicorns can be spotted at the welfare office or Walmart.

by sjm89 November 6, 2012

Ghetto Unicorn

Any dog of bully breed origin, American Pit Bull Terrier, American Bully, American Staffordshire Terrier....( frequently seen in the Ghetto ) sporting a flashy coat color...EXAMPLES : BLUE and any variation, TRI COLORED( any shade), MERLE(any shade).

"Yo you catch a peep at Joe's new Ghetto Unicorn? Them Tri Merle bully pups gonna make him BANK"

by Asshatkennels December 3, 2017

Ghetto Mimosa

A Ghetto Mimosa is Prosecco and Fanta instead of Champagne and orange juice

Rena and Tash were downing them Ghetto Mimosas at work

by anonymous December 9, 2021