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texas truck skiing

When an upstanding American citizen who owns a truck.

Takes a Child molester , illegal alien, drug dealing minority, Swoogie. Puts a noose around their neck with a long rope lead. Ties it to the bumper of their truck. Taking said Swoogie
For a high speed long distance walk out to the Desert.
Back about 20 years ago this was actually in the news.

A person got sick of criminal minorities in his town. Dragging one to his death.

Dude: See that pos ( wetback, nigger, spic ) drug dealer?

Dude 2: yeah the dude that smells like spit and malt liquor with the gold teeth
Dude: yeah that one.... Gonna take him for a long ride Texas truck skiing. Grab the rope for me
by The Prospect December 11, 2013
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Texas Prairie Dog

When you are prairie dogging and extraordinarily large, girthy turd and you watch go in and out with a hand mirror.
I used my sister’s hand mirror last night to do the Texas prairie dog.

That shit I was holding was worthy of a Texas prairie dog. I watched it for a good 20 minutes go in and out.
by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018
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Stalker Texas Ranger

Creepy dudes dressed inappropriately like cowboys, that think staring you and your girlfriends down at a club is cool.
"Don't look now ladies, but Stalker Texas Ranger is checking you out"
by trams os U ?tuo ti erugiF December 31, 2012
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texas chainsaw handjob

When a girl cuts off a dudes arm and jerks him off with it.

Meaning: " man what happened to your arm Billy ?"
Billy : "oh man shit with Rita got hot last night and she gave me a Texas chainsaw handjob"
Meaning: " man what happened to your arm Billy ?"
Billy : "oh man shit with Rita got hot last night and she gave me a Texas chainsaw handjob
by Gangstaaaaaa February 27, 2015
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Texas Style Handjob

When one spanks the monkey or gets a handy in the reverse grip of your normal jerkoff session. (Your fingers face upward instead of down) also known as a TSH or TSM
1
Kid A: I was late to school because my mom was giving me a Texas Style Handjob!
Kid B: That explains the hold up in the carpool lane

2
Whenever I choke the chicken I like to go Texas Style because it feels better
by HeyCouldYouLendMeAHandyRealQui September 15, 2010
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texas pillow mint

the act of ejaculating on the pillow, following sex in another person's bed, and leaving it for them to find.
i left a nice texas pillow mint for teddy after hooking up with imma last night.
by hashcodes November 18, 2010
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Texas Wiggly Smack

The fine art of shaving your balls, letting the hair grow back just a little (typically a day or two) and then smacking someone in the face with your balls and then dragging them across the victims face.
The texas wiggly smack is best done while the victim is awake for maximum effect
by the baby puncher October 28, 2009
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