Love Train Selfie

An unnecessary selfie that one takes to show that they're "paying it forward" while still getting the glory from their friends

I was doing a philanthropic event but I wanted the whole world to know how awesome I was so I posted a love train selfie

self centered
pay it backward
poser

by That other old guy June 8, 2016

one train ops

when a parks operators choose to only run one train operations on a rollercoaster, drastically hurting capacity.
The bane of all Thoosies existence

Shit man, they’re seriously running one train ops on a B&M? That’s bullshit.

by callmescoutt April 29, 2023

Chicago "L" Train

when you apply condiments to your erect penis and then smash said penis into a woman's mouth

She said she never performed oral sex before so I had to give her a ride on the 'ol Chicago "L" Train.

by crush relish April 12, 2021

courtney the train

the conductor of a sexual train. large vag. small boobies. whore. hated by many. useless human being. waste of life. anoying. obnoxious. stupid. brain dead. cunt. twat. bitch.

ew. there's courtney the train! choo choo!

by Bobbbbyy June 29, 2008

italian freight train

The act of having a whoman bend over and then running as fast as you can from about ten feet back and shoving your penis in her anus without slowing down. Don't miss you will be in a lot of pain.

Hey sarah let's try out the italian freight train, I hear when you do it its extremely loud.

by dumpercan September 13, 2010

Tijuana Train ride

The act of shitting on the stairs and smearing it down them, then using it as a slide to slip down it.

I cant wait to get home and catch a Tijuana Train ride down to the basement.

by bigpopa May 17, 2008

Santa Barbara Train

(Verb) ; ... The act in which a person pushes together the east and west regions of their partner’s back fat and has intercourse between the two fat folds in a north/south fashion.

Friend: “I noticed your new (bf/gf) is chubbier than the last one. Is it true the chubby ones give better head?”

Broseph: “Suprisingly no, but I will say it’s the best way to ride the Santa Barbara Train.”

by ThePhuktasticFour May 25, 2019