maple tits

When tits hang long and low like when maple syrup is poured out of a jar.

That grandma has some maple tits.

by Mandymanpool November 14, 2016

Tit chasm

Usually a lady or woman that wears a dress that separates the breasts of a women and you can practically see their whole chest.

Bill: Wow! Look at that lady standing over there! Mike: She's wearing a weird dress that makes it look like she has no boobs. Bill: Dude, that's called a Tit chasm.

by Mr. Coolyosas December 03, 2009

tit-kerchief

aka Boob apron or Cami Secret. a small peice of cloth that attaches to a woman's bra to cover up the cleavage she doesnt want to show even though she knew her boobs would be on display in the top she is wearing.

Jenna in accounting has amazing boobs but I think she is hiding them with a tit-kerchief

by Olive R Twist December 24, 2010

Tit-tanic

A woman with giant tits(boobs, breast, etc) abnormally large and beautiful tits.

As we walked down the mall we noticed a Tit-tanic and stared at her shamelessly.

by caidoz rellik 666 March 19, 2009

Tit meat

The excess meat from an ill-fitting bra.

Her bra was two sizes too small and her tits were two sizes too big so her tit meat was overflowing .

by Tone dead titties March 11, 2018

gypsy tits

breasts that develop to become very large and obvious. Commonly found on a gypsy. As seen regularly on the channel 4 program my big fat gypsy wedding.

That girl has some right gypsy tits, look at them, they're massive!

by Farmer Ed February 25, 2016

Chipper Tits

An Irish term used to describe big flabby breasts on fat women. They are often seen in fast food restaurants a.k.a chippers devouring curry chips and a kebab at 4am after a nightclub.

Any woman who looks like Jabba the Hutt.

In a sentence: "Ah Jaysus! Look at the chipper tits on that one!"

by Nevercomindowninthesunsheeine September 03, 2013