A former conspiracy theory which asserts that 90% of everything on the Internet is AI-generated. This user say "former" because it is very obviously completely true.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2025
Get the Dead Internet Theorymug. It’s that women (maybe men as well?) with septum rings will allow and sometimes demand, that their past trauma or past adversity embody their personality. Self reflectively, they can maintain a state of perpetual victimhood which in turn allows them to maintain a state of constant and “justified” mental turmoil. They’re then allowed to make themselves the center of most conversations by explaining why their past trauma relates to seemingly benign, but ultimately offensive (because of aforementioned trauma) topics, and has led them to no longer have a positive outlook on said topic or in life.
by Traviswhiskey May 31, 2025
Get the Septum piercing theorymug. When two people in a relationship both seem to like jazz, the relationship never works out. You either have to introduce them to it or they absolutely hate it. No in between. This will cause the relationship to maybe last.
by mrjimmybookies January 23, 2024
Get the jazz theorymug. by WhosZoom August 31, 2022
Get the ma theorymug. bIlL gAtEs VaCcInE
tHe GrEaT rEsEt
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mAsKs ReStRiCt My BrEaThInG
mAsKs TaKe AwAy My Freedom!
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eViL gOvErNmEnT
tHe GrEaT rEsEt
5g
sHeEpLe
mAsKs ReStRiCt My BrEaThInG
mAsKs TaKe AwAy My Freedom!
mAiNsTrEaM mEdIa
gOvErNmEnT fUnDeD sCiEnTiSts
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by UltimateDoge May 3, 2021
Get the Coronaspiracy theorymug. Hey! Look at that! Simon Baron-Cohen episode! Finally! It's all coming full circle- It's coming back around! Yeah...
Hym "Heeeey! Simon. Look at that! Look at this! I can't believe I didn't see that initially. I probably would have watched that one sooner. That's what I should call my book, by the way. 'Theory of Mind: Mind-Brain duality and why determinism is fucking retarded.' I'm glad your here. Now you can tell Jordan I'm not being immature and you can tell everyone that they're doing empathy to me wrong. Additionally, the weaponized schizophrenia is something you should really be concerned about AND... The lack of me getting credit and payment is getting dangerously child-murdery! So yeah..."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2025
Get the Theory of Mindmug. How to tell if your friend is gay, step noumero uno ask them if they like trans girl, step noumero 2 ask them if they like trans girl or boy if they say boy they are gay because they like masculine men with pussy,
If they say they like trans girl they like dick both ways they are gay, step 3 if they say anything gay even if its a lil gay tell them they are gay .
Step 4 make them accept that they are gay
If they say they like trans girl they like dick both ways they are gay, step 3 if they say anything gay even if its a lil gay tell them they are gay .
Step 4 make them accept that they are gay
Person 1: yo my friend do you like trans girl or boy
Person 2: i prefer trans girl
Person 3: my friend tou are gay because you like dick
Person 2 : no i am not gay
Person 4: no you are gay because like you said you like trans girls tha means you like dick.
Person 2 : no i am not end of the story
Person 1 : no its not the end because bases on the tsorigian theory you are gay.
Person 2: i prefer trans girl
Person 3: my friend tou are gay because you like dick
Person 2 : no i am not gay
Person 4: no you are gay because like you said you like trans girls tha means you like dick.
Person 2 : no i am not end of the story
Person 1 : no its not the end because bases on the tsorigian theory you are gay.
by SevenFinger June 28, 2025
Get the The tsorigian theorymug.