An atrocious term used to describe people of low intellect that are not even in the slightest truly capable of scoring at least, if not more than, 70 marks out of 80 in their maths paper
by jijun't April 30, 2020

Liver math is the calculation(s) you make throughout the night to help determine if you are sober enough to drive home.
Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.
Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.
Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.
Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.
Friend #1: "My ex just showed up here with her new bf. I'm leaving as soon as the liver math allows it."
Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."
Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."
Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."
Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."
by mrbean34 March 29, 2014

Sue: My stomach is so sore.
Molly: How come?
Sue: I've got my maths, english, science
Molly: Oh that time again.
Molly: How come?
Sue: I've got my maths, english, science
Molly: Oh that time again.
by Rhiannon-May September 11, 2006

by T. Cassius October 9, 2018

Teacher: The choreography starts on 2, listen for the ka-ka-boom..ga! and start there
Dancers: *nodding*
Teacher: just mark this, and i'll count from 6 since it starts late
Dance mum: Faints
Teacher: DANCER MATHHH
Dancers: *nodding*
Teacher: just mark this, and i'll count from 6 since it starts late
Dance mum: Faints
Teacher: DANCER MATHHH
by Tetilosto October 31, 2023

A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.
by TheJoker763 May 11, 2024

A Math Discoverer's Cocktail is something to help you learn math.
Kratom 1g to 6g. Helps with bitter taste and learning math.
Modafinil 200mg.
Armodafinil 150mg.
Nicotine lozenges 2mg to 4mg.
Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg.
Strattera.
2-FMA 15mg to 45mg
3-FMA 15mg to 45mg.
4F-MPH 15mg to 75mg.
Prolintane 15mg to 40mg.
Ethylphenidate 45mg to 200mg+.
Cotinine 2mg to 20mg.
Phenylpiracetam 100mg.
Kratom 1g to 6g. Helps with bitter taste and learning math.
Modafinil 200mg.
Armodafinil 150mg.
Nicotine lozenges 2mg to 4mg.
Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg.
Strattera.
2-FMA 15mg to 45mg
3-FMA 15mg to 45mg.
4F-MPH 15mg to 75mg.
Prolintane 15mg to 40mg.
Ethylphenidate 45mg to 200mg+.
Cotinine 2mg to 20mg.
Phenylpiracetam 100mg.
Tony: I tried the Math Discoverer's Cocktail (pills and herbs) and became a math and science expert.
by HawaiianPunch1 April 11, 2025
