by Bean jewy January 6, 2018
Get the bean jew mug.A test of whenever somebody drops any amount of coins, or someone finds a coin on the ground. A person who picks up and keeps the money fails the jew check, and is hereby a jew. Upon finding or dropping a coin, a person will often say “jew check” jokingly or as a challenge to a friend.
Tom:*drops a nickel* “Whoops, jew check.”
Ben:*picks up the nickel* “This is mine now.”
Tom:”What a jew”
Ben:*picks up the nickel* “This is mine now.”
Tom:”What a jew”
by Ya boi Willy Dick September 29, 2022
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Term used to describe a suspiciously smaller pickup of one's preferred illicit drug, usually cocaine. This refers to Jews being stereo-typically dicks about money and wanting to cut corners wherever they can.
"Hey man, you got any more of that stuff?"
"Sorry, my guy gave me a jew bump and I'm all out. Also have you read Mein Kampf?"
"Sorry, my guy gave me a jew bump and I'm all out. Also have you read Mein Kampf?"
by herg'mgurk July 19, 2015
Get the jew bump mug.A Toyota Sienna or a Honda Odyssey filled with Jews from Lakewood New Jersey traveling to Brooklyn New York via Garden State Parway. Usually with the bumpers flapping in the breeze
Look at these idiots in their Jew Canoe swerving through traffic trying to get back to Lakewood from Brooklyn
by The answer is always Pork Roll May 25, 2023
Get the Jew Canoe mug.A person who has a fake fro, a giant nose, and short arms, and their chin looks like balls.This person will often break their nose when they run into a wall with a boner.Person will respond to megasoreass as well.This man farts out used condoms.
by Harden5 May 1, 2013
Get the Jew-top mug.a person who wasnt gassed by adolf hitler and continued to make other greedy jews that smashed about how adolf hitler gassed their ancestors into everyones face, i cant forget to mention skyy, he is a very greed jew.
by wasfa23r3wrfds February 21, 2023
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