git dat paper

To acquire currency, whether it be through legal means or not, in order to essentially "ball out of control."

I live to git dat paper.

by CockLord6969 September 3, 2016

handing in papers

That deadass moment when you fucking forgot your them at work so you get detention.

Shit, we’re handing in papers

by Kurt Markuss January 30, 2018

Meat paper

Cash earned for selling one’s body, or “meat.”

“Bro, I need some cash ASAP”
“Just have Valerie get herself some meat paper real quick and split it 50/50”

by SmokySphinx February 2, 2018

Paper Snow Shoes

4-5 reams of paper in a box with string/zipties holding them to the user's feet; Most commonly used to compete in Flonkerton, an Icelandic sport

Kevin was unable to lift his paper snow shoes, so Phyllis won the game of Flonkerton.

by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 3, 2018

Wrapping paper

A roll of paper that covers up presents and anything you wrap

Do you have any wrapping paper so I can wrap my mums Christmas present

by Presents December 26, 2016

Wrapping paper

A roll of paper that covers up presents and anything you wrap

Do you have any wrapping paper so I can wrap my mums Christmas present

by Presents December 26, 2016

Toilet Paper Ascot

Clamping toilet paper with your chin while beating off, making it accessible to clean up your huge load quickly.

A gentleman never forgets his toilet paper ascot when he comes……you spelled cum wrong.

by High Society October 28, 2012