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Textmoji 

Emojis expressed in text form. Derived from words text and emoji, textmojis are frequently used by people who find spamming emojis to be extremely cringe-worthy. Some popular examples include:

:D ;) :') :3 >:(

Not to be confused with smileys/emoticons, which baby boomers had in Yahoo Messenger back in the 90s.
Me: Lmao dude, did that girl seriously just use textmojis in the class group chat?!
Friend: Yeah man, still better than those pricks that keep spamming the laughing emoji.
Textmoji by PM_ME_AXOLOTL_PICS January 19, 2020
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Wiener texting

The act of sending a text message by strategically flopping your chode upon the cold surface of your phone's touchscreen keyboard, then proceeding to flop it upon the 'send' key.
Person one: Bro, why the hell did you send me a bunch of random letters?
Person two: HOW DARE YOU! I was wiener texting you.
Person one: I consider it a distinct honor.
Wiener texting by dsman444 May 15, 2016
A conversation/dialog with another individual via Text Messaging.
I was having a textation with my 18 year old daughter about her desire to get a tattoo.
Textation by Kenn Edwards January 8, 2008

double texting 

when someone texts you and you dont respond so they text you again later.
hailey: hi (10:11am)
hailey: hru? (1:35pm)
martin: im ok. (3:09pm)

martin: hailey wont stop double texting me. she's getting on my nerves (1:38pm)
aiden: damn man (1:39pm)

textsfromlastnight 

it's a website. you send in text messages or short conversations "from last night" that were funny and if it's good they put them on the website. then the people that go on the site decide, based on that text, if it was a good or bad night.

some of them are really hilarious
BEST NIGHTS

(843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

(201): I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
(908): I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
(201): Tie

(813): I'm fucking your sister right now.
(1-813): You motherfucker
(813): She's next.

WORST NIGHTS

(314): So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.

(609): I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
(1-609): and?
(609): RIP clitoris

(325): wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"

textsfromlastnight.com

Texting it out 

The act of "working it out" (aka. resolving a dispute) through texting as opposed to in person.
"Hey joan, what's up?"
"Grr, I got into a fight with my boyfriend, I'm trying to work it out. Were text fighting right now."
"Oh so your texting it out?"
"Pretty much yah."
Texting it out by T-swizzle October 16, 2009

textertain 

Continuous texting banter back and forth with high frequency and amusing content.
Marc: "How are things going with Rachelle?"
Drew: "Pretty good mang, we've been textertaining each other for a couple days... "
textertain by tylerdurden44 July 7, 2010