King Stone

That guy at the house party who you just KNOW got the 🌲 and is willing to share his blessings.

"Son, you see that dude with long hair, longbeard, and kinda looks like Radagast from that Hobbit movie? He's King Stone, man 🙏🏼"

by Herbivore July 11, 2015

meat stoned

The condition of eating too much meat to the point where you feel high or stoned.

Corrie ate so much steak, he felt meat stoned.

by hotincleveland November 22, 2019

Blarney Stone

The sudden emergence of a swollen clit following a slow stimulation by either a tongue or a cock. The swollen clit has the appearance of a Blarney Stone, which any sensible person would resort to contortions of their body in order to reach and kiss.

Contortionist: geez, after a few minutes of flicking my tongue, that Blarney Stone almost poked me in the eye.

by Neach February 12, 2024

two stone

Term for idiot

Einstein’s name in german translates to one stone, so a two stone must be even smarter.

Look at this genius putting his shoes on the other way round, he must be a two stone!

by elmarkio February 25, 2023

bustin your stones

smacking your balls off ones anus during sexual intercourse

Bustin your stones tend to hurt for awhile after intercourse.

by Olive Blackhawk January 24, 2011

Ketney stone

ket•ney stone

/ˈketnē stōn/

(Noun)

Def.: Kidney stones caused by excessive Ketamine consumption

Doctor: these wooks have been coming in with severe Ketney stones lately

by TheTallestPsychonaut March 3, 2021

Stones Feeling

A ballsy or bullish attitude towards a situation.

"I have a stones feeling we’re going to be spiking up here very soon. Don’t ask how I know." - PandaPunch

by spacecowboy420 June 6, 2022