Steve Valorant

Steve is dog shit at valorant and can't even kill the bots with out expensre's support. says he is radiant but cant even kill easy bots.

waa waa ratio steve valorant

by TawhiApples April 11, 2022

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Steve Jobs

A who started apple who died from ligma.

James- Did you you know that Steve Jobs died from ligma
Dame- Who's Steve Jobs
James- Ligma balls

by Water_boy April 14, 2022

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Steve

Steve is a man with a plan. He pulls all the Minecraft hoes. His anis is Smaller than a microbe and he gets no bitches.

He alwas wears a creeper hoodie.

Wow look at that kid named Steve with the mincraft hoodie and that small cock.

by rl[lpp[hlrh[tl April 15, 2022

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A sexual act between two people one whom acts as Steve Irwin and shouts phrases such as “Crickey, It’s off the richter” and “Have a go at this beauty”, the other acts as a wild person that the Steve impersonator has to capture this can be achieved through physical force or the use of ropes. The game ends when either Steve or the wild person successfully inserts a finger in the anus of the other the one who has a finger in the anus shouts “Crikey”.

Boyfriend: (Attempting to capture girlfriend whilst acting as Steve Irwin) “Woooo, we got a wild one here, just hold still not gunna hurt ya”.
Girlfriend: (Successfully inserts finger into anus of Boyfriend) “You forgot I am the master at this game”
Boyfriend: “Ohhh awww….. Crikey!”
Girlfriend: “I win the Steve Irwining game again.”

by ghost111111 March 9, 2022

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