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smashed the pasty

a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.

Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.

Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)
"I've just smashed the pasty on her face"
by _linzi December 15, 2011
mugGet the smashed the pastymug.

Smash

What are you thinking you two minded pervert, i'm talking about Smash Bros.
Me to my bro: Hey wanna play some smash?

My bro: Sure why not.
by Xtuomox August 24, 2019
mugGet the Smashmug.

Smash

When someone is just so smexy u cant resist to say "smash๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ’ โ™‚๏ธ" when you see them
Omg Draadjies,SmAsH๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ†
mugGet the Smashmug.

Texas smash

When you leave a giant cum load on your hookups pillow, face and bed before you exit in the morning unannounced. And holler their name as you walk out & slam the door.
It was great last night with Veronica but I left her with a Texas smash this morning ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ!
by Loadsofjizz!!! March 12, 2023
mugGet the Texas smashmug.

clit smash

The point during sex were the women is about to orgasm, when she says "I'm cumming" the male pulls out his dick and beats the living shit out of her clit till her pussy litteraly exsploeds.
You won't like me when I'm angry "clit smash"
by Fucmehjerry November 8, 2017
mugGet the clit smashmug.

Smash pass

When you're stopped by county law enforcement and explain that you are rushing home to smash and they high five you and say "smash pass!" Aka not cop-blocking ;)
Criminal: I'm on my way home to bang my wife

Officer: SMASH PASS
*high fives*
by Hostilejackalope76 November 25, 2018
mugGet the Smash passmug.

fart smash

The fart smash was picking dandelions and catching butterflies in centerfield.
by Kyle Chan June 28, 2021
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