That's What She Said

The greatest dirty joke of all time

* Guy sees a table *
Guy says: "Wowww it's (the table) soo biggg!"
Me: "That's what she said!"

by anonymous April 20, 2021

She's~male

Any mechanical or electrical device where the "she" part of it is subject to unexplained fits of temperment; and or, the "male" part can't make up it's mind; or won't commit.

How true is that!

My computer was being a She's~male today at work. It kept rebooting every time I tried to use it.

Or, my key always gets jammed in the back door lock; it's being a She's~male!

by Coastlinejw April 22, 2021

She-man

A male who presents more femininely or a female who presents more androgynous. Commonly used as an insult to fem-Boys and more masculine girls. Also I don’t agree with my example but commonly used amongst boys at my school in an attempt to rile me up

Harry styles is a she-man

by Avery.just.cry’s April 27, 2021

She

Pronoun of mostly women but others have preferred pronouns. "She" could be like "She/Her/Hers" or "She/They" etc.

Person A: "Isn't she just gorgeous?
Person B: "Yes she is."

by ueyr May 1, 2021

Is She Weird

Sophisticated. Messy. Rock.

'Is She Weird' is a shit hot new band on the scene.

by whoknows?.. July 6, 2022

She’s a Killer

Midnight, snakebite got me in the back of my neck
Do you wanna take a ride in my limousine?

Yes, course you do
Bleached blonde hair and big blue eyes
Lives her life on the forty five
Likes you better dead

She's a killer, yes
She's a killer
Likes you better dead than alive
(Oh dear)

Some kids cry and some kids laugh
And if they're really naughty
Give 'em an acid bath, right!
Right!

When she comes round looking for you
Her gun's empty nothing you can do
Thirteen floors high
And the town still alive
Are you?

She’s a Killer
Likes you better dead than alive, oh.

Some kids cry and some kids laugh (ha ha)
If they're really naughty
Give 'em an acid bath, right!

I see the papers and letters have arrived
Anyway, I wasn't, I wasn't anywhere last night
This is the truth

Someone knocking on the window
Someone's knocking on my door

I'm not normal, I'm not quite right, right!
Can hear bells ringing, must be Sunday
Can see the sun, must be Sunday
Can hear cars, must be Monday
Nothing doing!

When she comes round looking for you
Her gun's empty, there's nothing you can do.

Well I've lived on rice long enough
And I ain't you, no
The sun is shining, it must be Sunday
The bells are ringing for me and my girl

Some kids cry and some kids laugh (ha ha)
If they're really naughty
Give 'em an acid bath, right!

Do you wanna take a ride in my limousine?
Do you wanna take a ride in my limousine?
Do you wanna take a ride in my limousine?
Do you wanna take a ride in my limousine?
Do you wanna take a ride young lady?
Wanna take a ride?
Do you wanna take a ride on the end of this?

by Death Menace July 6, 2022

She is a horrible performer

What you say to an female singer who is horrible in your opinion.

Shabnam: *sings*
Hater:She is a horrible performer!!! won't listen to her again!!! her voice hurts my ears!!!!

by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022