Snackitizer

The tiny snack or appitizer that one eats in hopes of avoiding a bigger, higher calorie snack.

I was starving so I had a piece of candy but it was only a snackitizer because I was still hungry and had to eat a granola bar.

John thinks that apple will be a snack, but it will just be a snackitizer because he can't stop grazing.

by Jlb2446 December 16, 2012

Snacktician

The crew member aboard a racing sailboat who is in charge of selecting and distributing snacks to the rest of the crew at the appropriate moments during a race. The Snacktician may also be in charge of snackquisition. The title often devolves to snack bitch upon return to the dock after losing the race.

LuLu is the Snacktician aboard the boat "Fast Betty". She gave the crew PayDay bars on the first upwind leg of the race and Mystic Mint Oreos on the second upwind leg of the race.

by Nelson Facol May 7, 2013

Snacklementia

Failure to recall what you ate at a late hour (particularly after getting drunk).

Bonnie ate a whole bag of chips and couldn't remember where they went. An early sign of Snacklementia.

by Big Bone May 21, 2013

snack packed

Sexual act where you literally eat the shit outta someone's anus

Jim: I was just snack packed for the first time. Ber: that's gross! Who would be kinky enough to snack your pack!?!

by the ber queen August 1, 2013

Snacked Up

Derived from "knocked up", this term describes a woman, usually a slim one, whose post-meal stomach bulge leads to her being mistakenly thought pregnant.

"Congratulations! Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?"

"It's a double cheeseburger and fries. I'm not pregnant, just snacked up."

by Leeloo Dallas Multipass August 26, 2013

snack shelf

A woman's bosom, generally of above average size.

Look at that snack shelf... I could bury my face in that!

by psnack October 6, 2013

snackcess

A successful snacking experience. Alternatively used to describe one's access level to delicious snack foods

Eating huge amounts of candy was a resounding snackcess.

I know there is ice cream in the freezer, but I'm all the way on the couch, so my snackcess level is quite low

by Jewce Purpledrank December 15, 2013