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math retard

One that displays a particular deficiency in being able to solve simple mathematical equations...such as those involving Calculus or Algebra/Geometry.
Man, why the fuck does Alex display such a flaw in being able to take Pre-calc? He can't even graph y=x.. He's such a math retard...
math retard by notoriouswat January 31, 2009

full retard 

to get so drunk that you are no longer a fully functioning human being.
Dude Todd is so fucking drunk. He has gone full retard.
full retard by cariboulou2013 November 6, 2009

half-a-retard 

half-a-retard is a person so stupid that retards think "hes a dee dee dee"
"OMG that guy got a zero on the test"

"How you get two hundred pionts just for your name?"

"He must be half-a-retard"

"Oh yeah"
half-a-retard by stefan campbell October 29, 2007

mach retard

To move at an exceedingly slow pace.
Christ on a stick, the speed limit is 65, and we're stuck behind this jackass going mach retard.
mach retard by dbaggery November 6, 2007

Double Retard

Categorized as giving double meaning to various words or phrases. The alternate meaning of said phrases tend to indicate something sexual on a stupidly inclined subject matter.
Sally is eating some cherry tomatoes. "Popping those cherries huh? Double retard..."
Double Retard by auronberry September 23, 2010

dumbfuck retard 

dumbfuck retard by TheRealistAlpaca7 September 24, 2017