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pipes are clean

Post-ejaculation urination.
Sansa: That rape...I mean fuck was...amazing .

Joffrey: My pipes are clean now. I'm going to go clear my mind with my crossbow.
by Monkinator1 November 4, 2015
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Sewage Pipe

The act of shitting into a female’s vagina(or ass) and then proceeding to insert a phallic object. This phrase utilizes the slang “pipe” which typically means “to fuck”.
Johnny: Damn, it smells like a fucking farmhouse in here. What did you two do last night.”

Roger: Yo, we hit the sewage pipe on the bed, didn’t get it all out. My bad, but it was worth it.
by Sanitation Engineer July 19, 2021
mugGet the Sewage Pipemug.

The Pipe Slam

A move used in sex, where the man slams his dick onto the female's face. This is normaly done at a full erection.
"Damn, I did the pipe slam last night."
by advar February 1, 2022
mugGet the The Pipe Slammug.

Australian Cone Pipe

The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.
Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."
by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024
mugGet the Australian Cone Pipemug.

Pipe Cleaner

A pipe cleaner is when the male sits upon the lap of a female and poops into the vagina. Idk who is into this kinky shit but the kinky shit is in her.
Last night I thought I would try the pipe cleaner with my girlfriend.
by Sqweegy March 13, 2017
mugGet the Pipe Cleanermug.

Bag Pipes

When a woman's natural breasts are so big that when she lays flat on her back they fall under her armpits.
I bet when she lays down she can play them bag pipes !
by SirEnglebertHumperdink March 18, 2017
mugGet the Bag Pipesmug.

The Pipes

Seriously, shut up about the pipes.
Hym "If they had left the pipes in the ground... Would they have control over their own water or would Israel still just HAVE CONTROL OF THE UTILITIES OF ANOTHER COUNTRY... INDEFINITELY? And they 'haven't set foot in Gaza for years' but when is the last time Israel has shot Palestinian children without stepping foot into Gaza?... Let's see... September 22 Israeli snipers shoot 16 year old... That's in the jenin refugee camp though... Hold on... I'm seeing a general theme here. The protest and then snipers shoot a bunch of children. I found 1 from 2018 where someone in GAZA was shot by Israeli snipers. 2014 Israeli sniper admits to shooting 14 children in 1 day IN GAZA. I'm not too stupid. You're just being a Jewish stereotype. Deceitful, greedy. You can't say 'You haven't set foot in Gaza since 2005' if in several instances SINCE 2005 you have shot a BUNCH of children in Gaza, you control their utilities, you've shot a bunch of Palatinian kids in West Bank. I'm there's a lot here for meto work with. And now to claim that 'they're tossing civilians in front of my missiles guys!' Is ridiculous. You're ridiculous."
by Hym Iam October 15, 2023
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