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Personal Water Skis

When your feet are so damn big you have your own personal water skis.
Bob: Damn Mike, you have big feet!
Mike: Yeah, size 14, my own personal water skis
by joeytheleo July 29, 2014
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Coolest person alive

A person named Leah Michelle Obama but like she’s not the president and should be also Iliana you should be reading this and understanding how lucky you are to have such a cool person like me in your life
Oh Gosh, I really wish I was Leah Michelle Obama right now. Coolest person alive
by LeahCoolwhip May 17, 2021
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don’t take it personally

a phrase to most certainly be taken personally. similar to the phrase: ‘no offense
kid: here’s my definition i worked hard on !
urban dictionary: we hate it. don’t take it personally.
by Frand April 1, 2019
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Montessori Personality Disorder

Also known as MPD. This is a disorder occurring in children or adolescents that transition from a Montessori school to a traditional school. There are 2 types.

Symptoms:
- lack of understanding social cues
- lack of math skills
- lack of general content knowledge (ie history, science)
- difficulty making friends

- trauma
- Type 1 specific symptoms: aggressive and or violent patterns of behavior, anger issues, overly literal thinking
- Type 2 specific symptoms: social withdrawal, social anxiety, overly abstract thinking

Treatment: rehab

Outlook: patients usually make a full recovery within 3-6 years if they have proper interventions.
Psychologist: “I’m so sorry I have to have this conversation today, I always hate telling such devastating news to parents.”

Parent: “does my kid have brain AIDS?”

Psychologist: “worse, your son suffers from Montessori Personality Disorder, my condolences.”
by Sacredfart February 19, 2023
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Person that i love

A girl who i refer to as dusty bun, swiper, an person that i love
Person: Why do you call her “person that i love
Me: its an inside joke
by justM0nica August 12, 2019
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personal high five

a gesture of congratulation or celebration in which a person slaps their raised palms together in the absence of a friend to share an exciting moment with.
Chuck landed a big promotion but couldn't tell co-workers so he settled for a personal high five.
by JGun March 25, 2011
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the person you punch

the person you punch is next to you
the person you punch is next to you
by ryan vorvory June 4, 2019
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