Personal Water Skis

When your feet are so damn big you have your own personal water skis.

Bob: Damn Mike, you have big feet!
Mike: Yeah, size 14, my own personal water skis

by joeytheleo July 29, 2014

don’t take it personally

a phrase to most certainly be taken personally. similar to the phrase: ‘no offense’

kid: here’s my definition i worked hard on !
urban dictionary: we hate it. don’t take it personally.

by Frand April 1, 2019

small person syndrome

When a short person tries to over compensate for their size by being an arsehole. It is sometimes shortened to SPS when used descretely among people who are not very tall.

"That guy is such a dick; he must have a severe case of small person syndrome."

by Lord Tachanka November 23, 2017

Golden Retriever person

A person who loves you openly and unconditionally without expecting anything in return. They are very loyal and protective.

Their characteristics resemble those of a golden retriever.

Some typical traits include: being extroverted and loving people, very energetic and optimistic, smiling a lot, described as funny/goofy

“What does a golden retriever person look like?”

“She is the golden retriever in our relationship.”

by Ophen October 14, 2023

The Sweetest Person ever

What's the sweetest person ever?

Well probably the person i wrote this for (az im looking at u)

Someone that's on an undeniable and beyond understandment of nice and accepting of other people

You're The Sweetest Person ever!!

by Vziwgucgorrr October 19, 2023

day of personal excellence

a planned day off work for no other reason than to have a day off work; often with little or no agenda other than doin' yo' thang.

Last week Tuesday was a day of personal excellence for me; come to find out my boy was on a day of personal excellence that day too, so we hit up Church's Chicken.

by jwwhitej October 23, 2013

personal high five

a gesture of congratulation or celebration in which a person slaps their raised palms together in the absence of a friend to share an exciting moment with.

Chuck landed a big promotion but couldn't tell co-workers so he settled for a personal high five.

by JGun March 25, 2011